Abort mission. I repeat abort mission. Code red. So, I was sitting at lunch and it was the lunch that's extremely crowded and you're forced to sit at a table with your friends and people you've never talked to in your life. So, besides my friends, there were one or two junior guys also sitting at the table, because the one next to them was too full. One was sitting in the seat directly across from the one next to me. He looked at me and said Hale a few times. I have never talked to this kid in my life. I've never even seen him before. The only people who call me that are on this website. Guys, this is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.
kristabff posted a quote
April 12, 2013 5:11pm EDT
What if this happened. Girl: ~does math homework in class~ Girl: Omg i can't these problems!! Girl: It's sO HARD I CANT OMGG Girl: ~runs away crying in frustration~ Teacher: What just happened miss Girls Friend: She ran away from her problems
How roll call will go in the future: Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name. Teacher: Albus Albus: Here! Teacher: Doctor Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something. Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and- Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up! Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose Primrose: Here Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!! Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome. Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning! Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together! Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down. Teacher: Rory Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow. Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco. Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!
Unless you physically see me opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.
glitter162* posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:18pm EDT
You hear a noise. It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.
Friend: Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this--"Jim's wh.ore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe." Me: No. How about, "Nashville sp.erm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?" Friend: No, you should say--"Henderson's Morgue, you stab em, we slab em. This is Eight Ball speaking." Me: I think I should say, "Texas creatorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct your call?"
ThatsSoMeee posted a quote
February 14, 2013 4:11pm EST
The best things in life Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you, waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep, first kisses, making new friends and spending time with the old ones, singing in the bathroom, sweet dreams, hot chocolate, making brownies and cookies, holding hands with someone you care about, watching a sunset, sleeping in, taking long hot showers, and knowing that somebody misses you.
In my bedroom at night. Me: ~is peacefully playing on my phone in my bed~ Me: ~hears rustling outside of my closed door~ Me: Uh....what's that....?! Zombie: ~bursts through door with giant axe~ Me: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD WTF AHHH!!! Me: Oh no wait, you're not my mom!! Haha, whew i was scared there for a second!! Imagine if you were my mom and she saw me playing on my phone this late! Hahahah sorry about that!