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  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm EDT
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:20pm EDT
    It's funny how if you get an A
    on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:44pm EST
    Abort mission. I repeat abort mission. Code red.
    So, I was sitting at lunch and it was the lunch that's extremely crowded and you're forced to sit at a table with your friends and people you've never talked to in your life.
    So, besides my friends, there were one or two junior guys also sitting at the table, because the one next to them was too full. One was sitting in the seat directly across from the one next to me. He looked at me and said Hale a few times. I have never talked to this kid in my life. I've never even seen him before. The only people who call me that are on this website.
    Guys, this is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.

  4. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 5:11pm EDT
    What if this happened.
    Girl: ~does math homework in class~
    Girl: Omg i can't these problems!!
    Girl: It's sO HARD I CANT OMGG
    Girl: ~runs away crying in frustration~
    Teacher: What just happened miss
    Girls Friend: She ran away from her problems

  5. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:08pm EDT
    I wonder if clouds ever look
    down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot".

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 6:22pm EDT
    Mini m&m's taste better than normal m&m's.
    Don't even try to argue with me on this.

  7. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:31pm EDT
    How roll call will go in the future:
    Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
    Teacher: Albus
    Albus: Here!
    Teacher: Doctor
    Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
    Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
    Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
    Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
    Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
    Primrose: Here
    Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
    Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
    Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
    Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
    Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
    Teacher: Rory
    Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
    Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
    Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

  8. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:09pm EDT
    Unless you physically see me
    opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

  9. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:18pm EDT
    You hear a noise.
    It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:49pm EDT
    Friend: Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this--"Jim's wh.ore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe."
    Me: No. How about, "Nashville sp.erm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?"
    Friend: No, you should say--"Henderson's Morgue, you stab em, we slab em. This is Eight Ball speaking."
    Me: I think I should say, "Texas creatorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct your call?"

  11. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 5:27pm EDT
    Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
    Me: Gravity, mom.

  12. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 7:04pm EDT
    They only care if your quote is pretty
    or says, 'This quote does not exist'.

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 1:15pm EST
    We're literally random people around the world sitting on the internet
    telling bad jokes to each other. Why is this the most important thing I've got going on?

  14. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:12pm EDT
    I have this weird self-esteem
    issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else.

  15. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 7:18pm EDT
    I never understood why 6 got
    so upset when 7 8 9, but then I remembered that 6 and 9 have a special relationship.

  16. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 6:52pm EDT
    In 1000 years, archeologists
    will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:11pm EST
    The best
    things in life
    Accidentally overhearing someone
    say something nice about you,
    waking up and realizing
    you still have a few hours left to sleep,
    first kisses,
    making new friends
    and spending time with the old ones,
    singing in the bathroom,
    sweet dreams,
    hot chocolate,
    making brownies and cookies,
    holding hands with someone you care about,
    watching a sunset,
    sleeping in,
    taking long hot showers,
    and knowing that somebody misses you.

  18. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm EDT
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  19. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 9:30pm EDT
    In my bedroom at night.
    Me: ~is peacefully playing on my phone in my bed~
    Me: ~hears rustling outside of my closed door~
    Me: Uh....what's that....?!
    Zombie: ~bursts through door with giant axe~
    Me: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD WTF AHHH!!!
    Me: Oh no wait, you're not my mom!! Haha, whew i was scared there for a second!! Imagine if you were my mom and she saw me playing on my phone this late! Hahahah sorry about that!

  20. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:45pm EDT
    If I were the guy who made
    the "Where's Waldo" books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't there.

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