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  1. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2015 7:32pm UTC
    I can't be the only one who made a list of people I'm going to eat first when I become a Zombie.

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2015 7:58pm UTC
    Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

  3. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2015 11:26am UTC
    Yes, money cannot buy happiness, but it ismuch more comfortable to cry in a newBMW than on a bike.

  4. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 9:02pm UTC
    How do you get success?
    "by Right Decisions"
    How do you make right decisions?
    "by Experience"
    How do you get experience?
    "by Wrong Decision"
    So sucess is wrong decision

  5. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
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    July 17, 2014 7:56pm UTC
    "Hey , Can I download your picture? " "Why ? :-/" "I just wanna show my friends that angels exist." " Awwww"

  6. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
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    July 13, 2014 10:06am UTC
    Relationships Are Like Electric Currents
    Wrong Connections Will Give You Shocks
    Throughout Your Life
    But The Right Ones Light Up Your Life.

  7. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2014 11:52pm UTC
    "mom! mom!" ..."but! but!"

  8. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 9:14pm UTC
    Starts with friendship and then becomes life

  9. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 7:04pm UTC
    "AWESOME!!"........................"MOMMY!!!!!!"

  10. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 8:56pm UTC
    Life Can Be Hard, Not Always Fun,
    When Nights Brings Dark And
    Morning Brings Sun, When Life Gets
    Tough And Nobody Seems To Care, Give Me A Call And I Will Always Be There.

  11. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 6:55pm UTC
    Girl:I hate the fact that you are taller than me
    Boy:trust me there is an advantage in it
    Gal:what?
    Boy:When I hug you,
    you can listen to my heart which beats only
    for you

  12. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 6:07pm UTC
    Teacher: What do you call a
    person who keeps
    on talking when people are
    no longer interested?
    Me: A teacher

  13. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 8:06pm UTC
    can you relate?
    I don’t even know how to spell
    anymore. I type the 1st half of the
    word and wait for auto correct to do
    the rest.!!
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  14. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2014 10:12pm UTC
    Problem with people
    "I am so ugly."
    People: aww that's not true. You're cute
    "I am cute."
    People: So you don't have a mirror in your house ??

  15. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2014 5:38pm UTC
    Q. How will you distinguish between a girl and a boy having similar appearance?
    A. The person who says 'awww' seeing a fat cat laying is the girl.

  16. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 7:21pm UTC
    Everyone is beautiful in their own
    way.. Sometimes it just takes the right
    type of photo editing app to see it
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  17. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 6:35pm UTC
    If I were a tear in your eye, I
    would roll down onto your
    lips.
    But if you were a tear in my
    eye, I would never cry as I
    would be afraid to lose you!
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  18. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 9:03pm UTC
    L O V E
    Is What Makes Two People Sit In The Middle Of A Bench When There’s Plenty Of Room At Both Ends
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  19. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
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    March 20, 2014 8:12pm UTC
    No matter how good looking and pretty you are, pizza will always be my first choice
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  20. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:19pm UTC
    Witty in 2010 : I got only 200 faves. I want more ;( :'(
    Witty now : Omg 20 faves ! Im damn famous. *starts doing robot dance*
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