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Best Radio Quotes Today

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    The guy on the radio was talking about gas prices and said,
    "Gas prices aren't so bad if you consider you're really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs." and my perspective on life is forever changed.

  2. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 11:22pm UTC
    Just do this for me. Comment your favorite songs. Go on. Just do it. I will listen to them. Really. Do it please.

  3. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    I wasn't going to buy Thrift Shop on iTunes,
    but sh/t, it was 99 cents.

  4. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 6:55pm UTC
    I don't know.....I just...
    I think that song sounds so much better on the radio than on my iPod

  5. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 3:18pm UTC

    .
    .
    .
    .
    you know how you hear that
    static noise when you're stuck in between two different radio stations? and then sometimes when you're in between you hear both stations playing at the same time?my mind is like that; whenever i have a chance to talk to you, one side tells me to do it and to just take the chance because you never know what to could happen. but the other side tells me to move on and to let go, because i already know you don't want to be with me and trying to make you have feelings for me isn't going to work. the biggest problem is whenever i listen to one side i always wish i followed the other. sometimes i just wish i could be told straightforward if we could ever be together so i could stop wasting my time and get this stupid
    radio out of my head.

  6. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Can you imagine 15 years from now
    you're driving in your car and BSE comes on the radio
    and you start to get emotional and tear up
    then you look at the passenger seat
    seeing Harry trying to hit his high note then you scream
    AND CRASH THE CAR BECAUSE
    HOW THE F//CK DID HARRY GET IN

  7. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 9:13am UTC
    awesome song comes on the radio
    you grin idiotically and get really into it
    just when it gets to your favorite part...
    your mom changes the station.

  8. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 8:31pm UTC
    It bothers me
    When I hear a song
    But I have no idea who sings it
    Or what the name of it is
    So I try to type some of the lyrics into google
    And still can't find it

  9. PinkPenguins PinkPenguins
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    Pitbull
    says his name at the start of every song so you have time to change the radio station.

  10. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 5:16pm UTC
    not even they can stop me now
    boy i'll be flying overhead;
    THEIR HEAVY WORDS CAN'T BRING ME DOWN I'VE BEEN RAISED FROM THE DEAD

  11. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    its not just 'someone screaming'
    its music
    poetry
    truth
    emotion
    while all everyone else listens to is annoying
    'money money i fúcked yo bìtch money swag yeah'
    basically all they play on the radio
    mmmmhhmmmm
    dont judge a book by its cover

  12. TylerLumberjack TylerLumberjack
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    I'm like a radio,
    I can't receive mixed signals that well.

  13. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 6:36am UTC
    When a sad song comes
    on the radio in the car,
    I look out the window and pretend I'm in a movie.
    Format by Sandrasaurus


  14. posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 12:33pm UTC
    Radio: *music playing* If. We. Get. Back.Togetheeerrrr!
    Me: *sings at the song* Which. Will. Be. Neveeeerrrr!

  15. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    FOR ALL WE KNOW.
    WE MIGHT NOT GET TOMORROW.
    LET'S DO IT TONIGHT.
    [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]

  16. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    THE RADIO
    STILL SUCKS.

  17. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 6:41pm UTC
    Here's to teenage memories.
    CAN I CALL, WAKE YOU UP ON A SUNDAY? LATE NIGHT,
    I think we need to get away. Headlights,
    hold tight, turn the radio loud.
    LET ME KNOW WHERE TO GO AND I'LL GET YOU THERE. ♥

  18. peacegirl270 peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 10:46am UTC
    When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except....
    crash your car.

  19. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2016 6:26pm UTC
    GIVE ME A TASTE
    OF WHAT IT'S LIKE
    TO BE NEXT TO YOU.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  20. ribcaged ribcaged
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    NOW MY LIFE IS
    sweet
    like cinnamon
    LIKE A FÚCKING DREAM I'M LIVING IN

:)

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