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  1. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 2:47am UTC
    SOLVE IF YOU HAVE BRAIN
    24 ÷ 6 ( 2 + 2 )= ???
    format by rajsonkar

  2. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    This is really weird
    At the end of this you are asked a question. Don't stop and think about it. Just say the first thing that comes into your mind. This is a fun test and kinda spooky at the same time. Be sure to comment if you're among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what this means after you take this.
    Now, just follow the instructions as quickly as possible. Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one. You do not need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind. You'll be surprised.
    Start:
    How much is:
    15+6
    3+56
    89+2
    75+26
    25+52
    63+32
    Don't worry, it's almost over. xD
    123+5
    QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!
    Scroll further to the bottom.
    A bit more...
    You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?
    If this is not your answer, you are among the 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind. 98% of people answer red hammer while doing this. Comment what you got! I wanna see how normal (or abnormal) my fellow Wittians are! I got red hammer. Did you?
    Credit to http://skeptacles.blogspot.com/2005/08/98-red-hammer.html

  3. Decay * Decay *
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    SURVEY:
    Are You For Or Against
    Underage Drinking
    And What Are You're
    Reasons?

  4. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 12:15am UTC
    ok .... this is very popular and easy ...........
    if
    1=5
    2=25
    3=125
    4=625
    5=????

  5. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    Math quiz
    if
    4 x 3 = 21
    5 x 4 = 36
    6 x 5 = 55
    then
    7 x 6 = ?

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    5 love languages
    PHYSICAL TOUCH
    A person whose primary
    language is Physical Touch is,
    not surprisingly, very
    touchy. Hugs, pats on the
    back, and thoughtful touches
    on the arm—they can all
    be ways to show excitement,
    concern, care, and love.
    Physical presence and accessibility
    are crucial, while neglect or
    abuse can be unforgivable
    and destructive.
    QUALITY TIME
    In Quality Time,
    nothing says “I love
    you” like full, undivided
    attention. Being there for this
    type of person is critical,
    but really being there—with the
    TV off, fork and knife down,
    and all chores and
    tasks on standby—makes you
    feel truly special and loved.
    Distractions, postponed activities,
    or the failure to listen can
    be especially hurtful.
    ACTS OF SERVICE
    Can helping with homework
    really be an expression of
    love? Absolutely! Anything you
    do to ease the burden of
    responsibilities weighing on an
    “Acts of Service” person
    will speak volumes. The words
    he or she most wants to hear: “Let me
    do that for you.” Laziness,
    broken commitments,
    and making more work for them
    tell speakers of
    this language their feelings
    don’t matter.
    WORDS OF AFFIRMATION
    Actions don’t always speak
    louder than words. If this is
    your love language, unsolicited
    compliments mean the
    world to you. Hearing the words,
    “I love you,” are important—
    hearing the reasons behind that
    love sends your spirits
    skyward. Insults can leave you
    shattered and are not
    easily forgotten.
    RECIEVING GIFTS
    Don’t mistake this love
    language for materialism; the
    receiver of gifts thrives
    on the love, thoughtfulness, and effort
    behind the gift. If you speak
    this language, the perfect gift or
    gesture shows that you are
    known, you are cared for, and
    you are prized above
    whatever was sacrificed to
    bring the gift to you. A
    missed birthday or a hasty,
    thoughtless gift would be
    disastrous—so would the
    absence of everyday gestures.
    which are you?
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

  7. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    Ok. This one is easier.
    If
    A + B=18
    A.B=80
    A - B= ?

  8. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 10:57am UTC
    Solve if you are geniusIf
    2+3 = 13
    3+4 = 25
    4+5 = 41
    then
    5+6 = ????

  9. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    idk.
    1. Do you sleep without clothing? Nah just shirtless
    2. Do you like noodles? very much so
    3. Do you enjoy drama? nope
    4. Are you a girly girl? I am Male.
    5. Small or large purses?Neither..
    7. Are you short? Unfortunately
    8. Do you like somebody? haha yeah
    9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? no..?
    10. Do you like Halloween? love it
    11. Favorite time of year? winter
    12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? back of my pickup XD
    13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? yup!
    14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Not that i know of.
    15. Do you call anybody by their last name? Yes.
    be honest;
    1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? invisible
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys girls? either
    3. Longest relationship? about 2 years
    4. Do you have a best friend? yup
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yessir
    6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? nah
    7. Do you like your life? no not really but i'll live
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Yup
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? guys
    10. How long have you had a facebook? A couple years.
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? punched..kicked.. I do MMA
    12. What are your biggest fear(s)? being alone, failing at live,
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? yup
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? yeah.
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? eh yeah
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? yep.
    17. Do you ever wish you were famous? Sometimes.
    18. Are you currently missing someone? ehh...yes..
    19: What are you doing right now? listening to music, chilling
    which type?
    Cowboy or Gangster? uhh.. neither
    Face or Body? face. theeen body...XD
    Sweet or Sexy? both.
    Contacts or Glasses? glasses
    yourself;
    01. Eyeliner or Mascara? uhhhhh nope
    02. Pink or black? black
    03. Pumps or flats? uhh hightops and vans?
    04. Skirts or pants? pants.
    05. Socks or leggings? socks.
    06. Hoodies or jackets? Hoodies
    07. Heels or sneakers? Sneakers..
    08. Straight or curly hair? wavyish..?
    09. White or black? black
    10. Smoothies or lattes? coffee?
    11. Diet or regular sodas? regular.
    12. Water or daiquiris? water. dafuq is a daiguiris?
    13. Pearls or diamonds? diamonds.
    14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? MICHELLE
    15. iPod or cell phone?cell phone.
    16. Friends or family? Friends..
    17. Lip gloss or lip stick? um no
    18. Manicure or pedicures? NO
    19. Tank tops or beaters? difference? none shirtless
    20. Big sunglasses or small? what no
    21. Sunglasses or purses?sunglasses.
    in a guy GIRL;
    1)Funny or Serious?. either
    2)Romantic or Daredevil? either
    3)Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? either
    4)Long Hair or Short Hair? Long
    5)Curly Hair or Straight Hair? either
    6)Softball Player or cheerleader? Softball player

  10. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    You have two choices when you wake up in the morning
    1. Wake up, and sleep again, and continue dreaming.
    or
    2. Wake up, and Stand up, and Make your Dreams come true.

  11. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 10:26am UTC
    I.Q. Test
    Daughter's name is Forty Two
    Son's name is Fifty Two
    Mother's name is Mrs. Sixty Two
    what is the name of the father ?
    format credit
    rajsonkar follow 

  12. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 9:33am UTC
    If
    Sin x = 0.6
    then
    Sin 2x = ?

  13. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 7:44am UTC
    How good is your english?
    Write a word that starts with 'C'
    and ends with 'E'

  14. Sugarlollies78 Sugarlollies78
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 9:03am UTC
    If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?

  15. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    Am I the only person who believes pizza should be eaten with a fork......

  16. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    Comment me a number!(Stolen)
    1. Tell me about your ex
    2. Drunken story time.. GO
    3. A secret you haven't told many people
    4. A fact about the last person you kissed
    5. Favorite TV show
    6. What your last recieved text message says
    7. What last made you laugh until you cried
    8. List of concerts you've attended
    9. Your Christmas List
    10. What you're wearing
    11. Favorite song
    12. How you met the person you fell hardest for
    13. Favorite memory of this past summer
    14. Craziest thing you've ever done
    15. Jewelry that you're wearing
    16. Turn ons
    17. Last awkward situation you were in
    18. Quote you live by
    19. A story about you and your best friend
    20. Opinion of age difference in relationships
    21. How you feel right now
    22. Lyrics to your favorite song
    23. Ever been cheated on?
    24. Opinion on Cheating
    25. First 10 songs to play on you shuffly
    26. Number of people you slept with
    27. Best Friend on Witty
    28. Cutest thing anyone's done for you
    29. Most traumatic experience
    30. Smoke weed?

  17. Leonidas32123 Leonidas32123
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    FILL IN THE BLANKS #2
    HINT:Do you know your Nursery Rhymes? You do??
    Nawww, I don't believe you. Fill in the blanks to
    prove me wrong.
    ___, ___, black _____
    have ___ any ____
    yes ___! yes ___!
    _____ bags ____
    ___ for the ______
    ___ for the ______
    ___ for the ______ boy
    who _____ down the ____

  18. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 1:15am UTC
    Put your iPod on shuffle, and answer these questions:
    My friends see me as: Complicated - Avril Lavigne
    My day will be like: Bad Influence - Eminem
    I’ll have a good day if I can just hear: Listen To Your Heart - Cascada
    Next time I’m in front of a crowd, I’ll say: So Sick - Ne-Yo
    My message to the world has always been: Someone Like You - Adele
    Somewhere in my wedding vows: Battlefield - Jordin Sparks
    My best friend is like: Rock What You Got - Superchick
    My alter-ego is: Not Enough - Avril Lavigne
    Right now, I feel: Invisable - Skylar Grey
    My innermost desire is: Together - Avril Lavigne
    What makes me happy is: I'm With You - Avril Lavigne
    My birth was like: Gives You Hell - All American Rejects
    My theme song: Wands - The Midnight Beast
    My deepest secret is: Want U Back - Cher Lloyd
    If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream: Stronger - Kelly Clarkson
    My favorite thing to do is: Alone - Avril Lavigne
    The story of my life is: Piece Of Me - Britney Spears
    At my funeral they’ll play: Trainwreck - Demi Lovato
    When I’m drunk I say:Situations - Escape The Fate
    Behind my back, my friends think I'm: Not Okay - My Chemical Romance
    If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace
    When I’m in the shower, I sing: Here We Go Again - Demi Lovato
    My love of life was inspired by the song: I Love You - Avril Lavigne
    Middle school was like: Stand In The Rain - Superchick
    My family is described by the song: Too Close - Alex Clare
    How will you die?: When Your Gone - Avril Lavigne
    To cheer myself up I: Can't Stop The Rain - Cascada

  19. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 6:44am UTC
    I'm gonna take the challenge too. :) {#stolen}
    1. Do you sleep in your bra? Sometimes
    2. Do you like noodles? Nah
    3. Do you enjoy drama? YES I LOVE IT!<3
    4. Are you a girly girl? I can be girly when I wanna be.
    5. Small or large purses? Small
    7. Are you short? Im not super teeny tiny short but im shorter than most of my friend
    8. Do you like somebody? No..I LOVE somebody,jake<3
    9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Kinda. It doesnt bother me too much but lil bit.
    10. Do you like Halloween?LOVE IT<3
    11. Favorite time of year? Summer!
    12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? I dont know..
    13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Hahaha no
    14. Are there any rumours going around about you?That I have an imaginery boyfriend -.-
    Be Honest: 1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? Lol :D bluuuuuuuuuuue
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Any really.
    3. Longest relationship?2months.. still counting
    4. Do you have a best friend? Quite a few actually.
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yeah...hurts.like,hell.
    6. Have you ever thought of having cosmetic surgery? Noooo!
    7. Do you like your life? Mmm......well yes and no.
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Nahh sounds awesome though.
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Girls
    10. How long have you had a facebook?I dont have one.
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Noo. I hate how girls say men cant hit them and then they hit the man. It's not fair at all.
    12. What are your biggest fear(s)? Losing my boyfriend,drowning.
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yeh..I have.
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Alot. I can't get someone off my mind right now.
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"?I've never really though about it. && anyways..people change so...not really.
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Yeaaaaah :D
    17. Do you ever wish you where famous? Yes. It's what I'm trying to be. Famous.
    18. Are you currently missing someone? Definitely.
    19: What are you doing right now? ...eating...lol
    20. Cowboy or gangster? GANGSTERR....CUZ DER SOOO COOOL :D
    21. Face or body? Face :)
    22. Sweet or sexy? Sweet
    23. Contacts or glasses? Either.
    Yourself: 1. Eyeliner or mascara? mascara
    2. Pink or black? Both.
    3. Pumps or flats? Flats.
    4. Skirts or trousers? SKIRTS!
    5. Socks or leggings? Leggins.
    6. Hoodies or jackets? Jackets.
    7. Heels or sneakers? Heels.
    8. Straight or curly hair? I have straight hair.
    9. White or black? Black.
    10. Smoothies or lattes? Smoothies <3.<3.
    11. Diet or regular sodas? regular sodas.
    12. Water or daiquiris? what is daiquarias? Water.
    13. Pearls or diamonds? Diamonds
    14. iPod or cell phone? Cell phone.
    15. Friends or family first? Never met my mum..well I did..but I was 3 when she died and idk her too well...and my dad...yeah I know him. I say family first.
    16. Lip gloss or lip stick? Lip Gloss
    17. Manicure or pedicures? manicures !!!
    18. Tank tops or beaters? I do not know what a beater is....this is an american quiz I think... :/ so I say tanktops
    19. Big sunglasses or small? Big :D
    20. Sunglasses or purses?Sunglasses..they're cool.
    In a Guy: 1. Funny or serious? a little bit of both
    2. Romantic or daredevil? Romantic
    3. Dark eyes or light eyes? I like light but I dont mind.
    4. Long hair or short hair? Short c:
    5. Curly hair or straight hair? Straight hair..but I wouldnt mind curly :D
    6. Hockey player or football player? Football player...

  20. Leonidas32123 Leonidas32123
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    WORDSEARCH #1
    HINT:Can you find the 5 body parts? Words are only found
    horizontal and vertical (across & down)
    A T C D X F G H J J K
    T M O U T H R S H U T
    Q O N M J H G F A S O
    N B T D F E E T N Y C
    N P O S H O U L D E R
    N J E L K L E J K M S
    D I S V X N V P W H X

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