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  1. echox echox
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2016 4:54pm UTC
    I just don't think people understand how something so little can matter so much to someone else
    so stop being shallow minded and quick judging
    because you're not the only person in this world.

  2. My_Lazy_Knight* My_Lazy_Knight*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 6:26am UTC
    I just lost both of them....all too quickly

  3. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 9:35pm UTC
    Some guys are quick to call a girl a
    Hoe,
    But
    Even quicker to put thier
    Peni.s in one.

  4. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 5:56pm UTC
    Don't be so quick to judge me. After all, you only see what I choose to show you.

  5. rainbowsandcookies rainbowsandcookies
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    farting so bad that you can't sit in the same room and you're away from the computer and your whole life is destroyed because of releasing methane gas from your poopy hole

  6. ShowChoirProblems ShowChoirProblems
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    Show Choir Problem #2:
    Having to help someone with their quick changes while they help you with yours.

  7. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
    The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
    The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
    "When I was born I was black,"
    "When I grew up I was black,"
    "When I'm sick I'm black,"
    "When I go in the sun I'm black,"
    "When I'm cold I'm black,"
    "When I die I'll be black."
    "But you sir..."
    "When you're born you're pink,"
    "When you grow up you're white,"
    "When you're sick, you're green,"
    "When you go in the sun you turn red,"
    "When you're cold you turn blue,"
    "And when you die you turn purple."
    "And you have the nerve to call me colored"
    The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
    STOP RACISIM!!
    Rate high if you agree^

  8. DJ* DJ*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:28am UTC
    "Time may go by as quick as an eye, but I will always treasure every memory inside of me."
    ~derekajames

  9. IsabellaRose IsabellaRose
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    Its stupid of me to fall inlove so quickly.

  10. paramoregirl3 paramoregirl3
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    #bettyann123 - Get your a$$ on FaceBook NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. bestfriendswhosmell bestfriendswhosmell
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 5:00am UTC
    Hi quick quote, here jsut to say, its monday morning me and eden are in I.C.T and miss is like chatting to us, bless her, im next to siobhan the best girl in the world<3 Ilove you witty<3

  12. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 11:02am UTC
    QUICK!
    what's the number for 911?

  13. iminlove1208 iminlove1208
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    "come out"
    he texts
    she opens the door and right there stands the love of her life
    they walk up to each other
    they hug
    "can I-"
    she cuts him off knowing exactly what he's going to say
    "yes"
    she says
    they both lean in
    kiss for only a second
    then runs back inside quickly
    making sure no one saw that quick encounter at midnight.
    it all happened too fast
    it only lasted for about five seconds
    but it was all she needed
    just seeing his face completed her day.

  14. SparksFly34 SparksFly34
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    death won't be too far now.

  15. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    ♥ Palm trees, OCEAN BREEZE
    SALTY AIR, SHINY HAIR
    THAT ENDLESS SUMMER
    TAKE ME THERE...

  16. sarbearthecarebear sarbearthecarebear
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    I need some advice. What's a quick and easy way to get a good amount of views on a youtube video?

  17. sarbearthecarebear sarbearthecarebear
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    What's a quick and easy way to grow my hair out long?

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