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Best Puppies Quotes This Month

  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes

  2. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 12:18am UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    My Dog is my life!! Has this ever happened anyone before?
    i think im falling in love with my dog. anytime i see him playing with other dogs i get really jealous and just wanted to rugby tackle him to the ground and kiss him. ive never felt this way about anyone before, let alone a dog. Ive even broke up with my bf over it. ive had this dog for 6 months, but only recently have thesse feelings started to develop. i dont know what to do and think if i telling anyone theyll think im crazy. please help!!
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    Best Answer -
    Oh dear... guess you should paws for thought before people think you are barking mad.
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  3. SmallWeeWeeBigHeart SmallWeeWeeBigHeart
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    I love puppies! :)

  4. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    I want to get twin puppies and name one Butter and the other 'I can't believe it's not Butter'
    So when I call for Butter and the other one comes I can say, 'I can't believe it's not Butter'

  5. eyyy!! it's Evy!* eyyy!! it's Evy!*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 11:48am UTC
    Does anyone else think that ugly puppies are the cutest things ever??

  6. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 6:18pm UTC
    in an alternate universe:
    "I'll take that one" the dog says; pointing towards the box
    of infants along the sidewalk that says "free to good home."

  7. horselover782 horselover782
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    Best way to get attention,
    Grow your hair long,
    Then cut it really short,
    Then post a picture on facebook.

  8. reinalliee__ reinalliee__
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    L i f e ,
    Its not about the amount of breaths you take,
    I t s a b o u t
    the moments that take your breath away.
    웃❤유

  9. rachiesaysrawr rachiesaysrawr
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 5:47am UTC
    things that make girls happy:
    Chocolate, Ice cream, bacon, boys, grease, dirty dancing, Disney movies, junk food, fuzzy blankets, one direction, abs, sweats, baggy shirts, baggy sweaters, tank tops, jean shorts, curly hair, straight hair, perfect mascara, phones, bright eyes, friends, Demi Lovato, cats, puppies, Logan lerman, Channing tatum, the notebook, the last song, dear John, footloose, perfume, magazines, reading, ibuprofen, Instagram, Facebook, we heart it, tumblr, snapchat, perfect smiles, messy buns, braided hair, family, bunnies, old Disney shows, long hot showers, bubble baths, swimming, dresses, high waisted jeans, high waisted shorts, Chris hemsworth, Liam hemsworth, being lazy, selfies, silly photos, nail polish, Justin Bieber, Sia, Volleyball, Basketball, Hollywood undead, texting, hugging, cuddling, smooth legs, fluffy pillows, and Witty Profiles.

  10. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 6:02am UTC
    And then she told me,
    "With our powers combined we could probably figure out a decent praise for Pirate Panda Parades (and eventually puppies)."

  11. SummerSunset SummerSunset
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 10:44am UTC
    My dog had eight puppies!!!
    Any ideas for names?
    Five girls, three boys.

  12. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2017 9:53pm UTC
    Sometimes when I'm having a bad day...
    I google image puppies.
    Seriously, how can you be upset with this little guy?!
    Aww

  13. pandabear13 pandabear13
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 10:23am UTC
    PUPPY BOWL TODAY!!!

  14. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    If you hold my puppy up to your nose
    it'll start eating your nose

  15. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    Society: You worship satan!
    Me: *Looks at pictures of people in the bands I like holding puppies/kittens/their kids*
    Me: Obviously.

  16. KylahIsADirectioner KylahIsADirectioner
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Loved You First
    Chapter 3.
    *A few months later*
    Louis and I stayed in touch but not that often. We stayed good friends. Meanwhile, I had just bought my own home, and today I was out to find a small companion to live with. I had to go to someone's house at 12 to look at puppies they just had. I woke up and got ready. I had on jeans and a cute t shirt. I grabbed my keys and headed out the door. It was a short drive and I finally arrived to the house. It was huge. I parked and walked to the door. I rang the doorbell and waited. "Are you Taylin?" A voice said. "Yeah." I said turning and facing them. My jaw dropped when I seen who it was. "Hi, I'm Justin. You're here to look at the puppies right?" He said smiling. All I could do was nod my head. "Well, come on in. They're in the back." He said as I walked into his gorgeous home. We walked through his house until we reached the back, we walked outside and went over to the puppies. Oh my were they cute! "Awww!" I said catching eye of them. I started playing with them. "It's so hard to chose!" I said playing with the puppies. "You'll kow when the right one comes along." He said getting down and playing with them also. This one puppy, it was a her, she kept snuggling up to me. "I think I'll take her. She seems to like me." I said picking her up and cuddling her to my chest. She licked my chin and rested her head. "Yup, this one." I said stnading up. "how much?" I asked him. "No need. You can have her. But let me give you my number." He said smiling. I handed him my phone and he programmed his number into my phone and I did the same with mine. "Thanks for the puppy!" I said as we walked to his front door. "Thanks for coming out and picking this little girl up." He said as we walked outside. "You're welcome, and I'll be sure to keep you updated on her, if you'd like." I said smiling. Justin was adorable and I liked him. He was a nice guy. "That'd be cool, well Taylin it was nice meeting you and I'll talk to you soon." He said smiling. "Nice meeting you too. Thanks again for the puppy!" I said walking to my car. I got in and put the puppy in a comfy little box with blakets and we took off. I got home and called Louis. "Hey, Taylin!" Louis's voice rang happy through the phone.
    "Hey Lou! Guess who I met today while getting my puppy!" I said showing the puppy her new home. "Who?" Louis asked. "Justin Bieber. He even gave me his number and let me have the puppy for free!" I said happily. "Niall will be so jealous!" Louis said and chuckled. "He wants to hang out again sometime." I said. "You totally should." Louis said, both lines fell silent for a few before Louis spoke again. "Well, Tay I gotta go, band stuff. I'll call you later, bye!" Louis said then the line went dead. "That was weird huh?" I said talking to my puppy. "You need a name.." I said to myself. I sat there and played with her until I landed on the perfect name.
    "JayJay." I said as she crawled up and laid on my leg. I snapped a picture and sent it to Justin.
    JayJay: http://images.hoodbiz.org/nlarge/bulldog_female_puppy_akc_25141432.jpg
    A/N:
    **. Please give me feedback. I know this is a One Direction fanfic but hey why not add a litttle Justin Bieber? This is going to be probably one of the best stories I've written. You guys will love it I just know you will! (:

  17. Victoria13 Victoria13
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 12:28am UTC
    When I'm sad, I just think of puppies lol.

  18. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    Go ahead tell me you'll leave again.
    you'll just come back running
    holding your scared heart in hand.
    I'll do it all over again, its all the same
    and I'll take you for who you are
    if you take me for everything and
    do it all over again, its all the same.

  19. tapangam tapangam
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2014 10:24am UTC
    Mom I promise we wont play in puddles anymore!
    Just take us in, please!

  20. GastlyHorror GastlyHorror
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2015 12:33am UTC
    How to cheer yourself up a little:
    Take time to look up pictures of kittens, or puppies. Flowers or even the rain.
    Find something soothing that can make you smile and feel calm.

:)

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