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  1. AWittyGirl AWittyGirl
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    OH MY GOD GUYS I JUST WROTE A FULL SONG
    ABOUT WITTY.
    SING TO THE TUNE OF '22' BY TAYLOR SWIFT!
    This song is called, Awkward Teens ;)
    Awkward Teens (sung to the tune of 22 by taylor swift)
    It feels like the perfect night
    for sitting at home
    making up good quotes
    oh oh, oh oh
    It feels like one of those nights
    12 o' clock ice cream
    I'm up on Witty
    I SHOULD BE SLEEEEPING
    Yeahhhhhh!
    We're anti-social, weird and awkward at the same time
    It's taking up our lives, oh yeahhhhhh
    2 essays due tommorrow, that's the deadline
    BUT IT'S WITTY TIME
    OH OH
    I don't know about you
    But I shouldn't be up at 2
    Everything will be alright just,
    A few more quotes to go through!
    Witty is the best
    And we're all so obsessed
    So I want to thank you Steve
    for making a website forrrr
    AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!
    AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    Are all Witty famous people friends with other Witty famous people?
    Seriously, this has been bugging me for a really long time.

  3. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    Let's all take a minute to remember all the struggling and the theories,
    we created when we first joined witty about the meanings of "nmq"and "nmf".

  4. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    5 tips:
    Fight for her
    Protect her
    Love her
    Kiss her
    Laugh with her

  5. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 4:25am UTC
    Google
    Whats the best website that ever existed?
    Did you mean: Witty Profiles

  6. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Today is My
    Birthday

  7. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    You're fake.
    You're fake.
    You're fake.
    You're a fake guy.
    You're fake.
    You're fake.
    You're fake
    You're fake.
    You're a fake guy.
    You're fake.
    You're fake.
    You're fake.
    Welcome to Witty Profiles.

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    Profiles that are super long because the owner puts too many pictures in the body of it

  9. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    *Logs onto Witty*
    HOLY SHITTAKE MUSHROOMS
    " I made it to the "Top of Today" posts!
    I'd like to thank my parents for supplying the WiFi,
    my followers for sticking with me even through the bad quotes,
    and I'd like to thank Steve for making this all possible.
    I love you guys. I love you all.
    Stay Golden
    ♥♥♥
    Format by Breeze
    Format by Breeze

  10. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    fave for a honest opinon on your profile

  11. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    When I talk to you
    the rest of the world suddenly fades away.

  12. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    WITTY
    PROFILES
    WARNING: CAUSES SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS

  13. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    Yeah b.tch it is difficult to explain why you fell for him
    but you know , explaining what Witty
    Profiles is , is even more difficult.

  14. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 3:31am UTC
    thankyou
    steve
    For
    being like the only
    Website
    that is free, :)

  15. byewitty* byewitty*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    Urban Dictionary
    Witty Profiles
    1. Where self confidence goes to die.
    2. A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.
    3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status.
    4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.
    1. Omg, she's not popular, let's try and get her off Witty Profiles by leaving mean comments!
    2. Omg, you aren't a 90's kid, we all hate you!
    3. Omg, you're popular, I LOVE YOU! FOLLOW MEEEE!!!
    4. Omg, your'e a boy, I'll act like I'm not desperate but I'll fave+follow until you like me!
    And this is what people think of Witty Profiles...do we really want this reputation?

  16. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 4:45am UTC
    *Doing homework*
    *does my homework* *goes to witty tab* *does my homework* *witty tab*

  17. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 9:51am UTC
    I tell Witty quotes to my family and friends so they think I have a sense of humor and that I'm poetic and deep.

  18. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    If I had to choose
    between loving you and breathing.
    I would use my last breath to say "I love you."

  19. dreameronthemoon dreameronthemoon
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    Witty Profiles
    Why have a life if you have witty profiles? Sign up now!
    (Warning: become a socially awkard potato, extremely addictive, procrastinating, and too much computer)

  20. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    I don't think you understand
    How important it is for me to hear the sound of your voice every day.

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