Procrastinating Quotes

ImmortalTurtle
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December 16, 2014 4:55pm UTC

*takes 45 minutes to eat one orange*
"....no im not procrastinating."

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
April 9, 2014 12:43am UTC

You know you have procrastination problems
when you actually clean to put something else off.

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illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
March 8, 2014 7:32pm UTC

Why do I take such a long time choosing a shirt when I know I'm gonna be wearing my hoodie or jacket over it?
Guys, this is a serious question.
WHY?

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josie*
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December 10, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can't stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me

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* . ~ serena ~ . *
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July 27, 2013 5:05am UTC

Me: *Sitting in front of the computer*
Mum: Go fold the clothes.
Me: Okay.
Me: In a second.
Me: Alright don't rush me.
Me: Okay, okay, no need to tell me twice.
Me: FINE!!! Okay..?!
Me: WHATEVER, ALRIGHT..?!
Me: OKAY!!!!!!!!! Urgh..geez.
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: Wait..what did she say..? ._____.

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CharliesTheName
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June 19, 2013 8:23pm UTC

Me: *presses 'play' on Mario Kart*
Me: Maybe I'll run and quickly get a tissue before I play. I have runny nose.
Me: *gets tissue*
Me: *makes lemonade*
Me: *makes sandwich*
Me: *checks witty*
Me: *listens to pandora*
Me: *studies for finals*
Me: *goes back to living room*
Wii: YOU LOSE
Me: But I only got a tissue...

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OnceUponAStory
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May 28, 2013 2:19am UTC

So...
I just spent the last two and a half hours counting all of the characters in the document that my story is on.
You know, in case the character count was wrong.
The things I do while procrastinating so I don't have to actually write.
(In case you are wondering, the character count was right, there really are 338,680 characters)

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DoWhatYouLove
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 2:26am UTC

Iit's amazing how talented I am
at procrastinating

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Rach_K
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 1:19pm UTC

I'm such a mess today.
My hairs in a normal braid, my geek glasses are on, I'm in joggy bottoms and a tank top underneath my school leavers jumper-
Sexy stuff up in 'ere! :')

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ShiningForever
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May 7, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Procrastion: Teaching Tomorrow's Leaders.
Tomorrow.
Or maybe the next day.
(nmq)
As I'm procrastinating typing a paper due Thursday about World War Two that counts as my final test for Composition. Comment with what you're procrastinating!

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xxUntoldXXSecretsxx
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April 26, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Me: *Thinking* I'm gonna be a great daughter today. I'll clean my room, sweep the floor, mow the lawn, wash the cars, clean the windows, do the laundry, scrub the floors...
*Plans elaborate ways to clean the house.*
*Gets home, sits on couch, picks up laptop.*
Me: "Eh, maybe another day."

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