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Procrastinating Quotes

  1. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2014 4:55pm UTC
    *takes 45 minutes to eat one orange*
    "....no im not procrastinating."

  2. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 12:43am UTC
    You know you have procrastination problems
    when you actually clean to put something else off.

  3. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 7:32pm UTC
    Why do I take such a long time choosing a shirt when I know I'm gonna be wearing my hoodie or jacket over it?
    Guys, this is a serious question.
    WHY?

  4. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    Does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can't stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me

  5. * .  ~ serena ~ . * * . ~ serena ~ . *
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 5:05am UTC
    Me: *Sitting in front of the computer*
    Mum: Go fold the clothes.
    Me: Okay.
    Me: In a second.
    Me: Alright don't rush me.
    Me: Okay, okay, no need to tell me twice.
    Me: FINE!!! Okay..?!
    Me: WHATEVER, ALRIGHT..?!
    Me: OKAY!!!!!!!!! Urgh..geez.
    Mum:
    Me:
    Mum:
    Me:
    Mum:
    Me: Wait..what did she say..? ._____.

  6. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    Me: *presses 'play' on Mario Kart*
    Me: Maybe I'll run and quickly get a tissue before I play. I have runny nose.
    Me: *gets tissue*
    Me: *makes lemonade*
    Me: *makes sandwich*
    Me: *checks witty*
    Me: *listens to pandora*
    Me: *studies for finals*
    Me: *goes back to living room*
    Wii: YOU LOSE
    Me: But I only got a tissue...

  7. OnceUponAStory OnceUponAStory
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 2:19am UTC
    So...
    I just spent the last two and a half hours counting all of the characters in the document that my story is on.
    You know, in case the character count was wrong.
    The things I do while procrastinating so I don't have to actually write.
    (In case you are wondering, the character count was right, there really are 338,680 characters)

  8. DoWhatYouLove DoWhatYouLove
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 2:26am UTC
    Iit's amazing how talented I am
    at procrastinating

  9. Rach_K Rach_K
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    I'm such a mess today.
    My hairs in a normal braid, my geek glasses are on, I'm in joggy bottoms and a tank top underneath my school leavers jumper-
    Sexy stuff up in 'ere! :')

  10. ShiningForever ShiningForever
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Procrastion: Teaching Tomorrow's Leaders.
    Tomorrow.
    Or maybe the next day.
    (nmq)
    As I'm procrastinating typing a paper due Thursday about World War Two that counts as my final test for Composition. Comment with what you're procrastinating!

  11. xxUntoldXXSecretsxx xxUntoldXXSecretsxx
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    Me: *Thinking* I'm gonna be a great daughter today. I'll clean my room, sweep the floor, mow the lawn, wash the cars, clean the windows, do the laundry, scrub the floors...
    *Plans elaborate ways to clean the house.*
    *Gets home, sits on couch, picks up laptop.*
    Me: "Eh, maybe another day."

  12. courtneylol_* courtneylol_*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    you can give me 43 years to do my homework
    and i'd still probably do it only the night before

  13. hayhayy915 hayhayy915
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 12:56am UTC
    Taking 2 hours
    to get ready to
    go to sleep

  14. converse97 converse97
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    i should probably be doing homework right now
    but let's be honest that's no fun

  15. RubyCube RubyCube
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    PROCRASTINATING
    everything

  16. FallOutGirl23 FallOutGirl23
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    I'm a procrastinating underachiever at heart.
    -Pete Wentz

  17. heartofgold heartofgold
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 11:34am UTC
    It's come to the point when I don't even procrastinate anymore, I just don't do it.

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