Priest Quotes

Zonnique Jailee Pullins*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 9:49am UTC

Lies on the lips of a priest

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7 points

Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 6:24pm UTC

My Wedding Day
Priest: You may now kiss the bride.
Me: Ewww. Boy Cooties.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 43 points

erins_witty
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 3:03pm UTC

The priest said,
until death do us part
little did we know,
we were dead from the start.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

Skimrande
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 6:29pm UTC

So today I was in a grocery
store and there was this priest in front of me wearing like the whole robe and collar and cross and everything. He sneezed so I said "Bless you." Then he turned around and I sh/t you not he said "Excuse me? That's my job." and oh my god I'm still laughing.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

courtneylol_*
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 1:17pm UTC

One day in second grade,
the priest came to our class and was asking us what we wanted to be. When he asked me, I said I wanted to be vet. He laughed, said that wasnt even a real job, and told me to think about it more. He made me think that I couldnt be a vet anymore and that Id be on the streets with no job.
I cried that day.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

phani
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 10:28am UTC

Soon weddings will be like this!!
Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook status from
Single to Married?
Bride: Yes, Of course
Bride groom: Oh, I will
Priest: Congrats....
You both are hunsband and wife
You may poke the bride
and
dont forget to tag me in the wedding pics

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 18 points

Witty Profiles

Priest Quotes