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Pretentious Quotes

  1. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2016 6:53am UTC
    "Anyone can give any number of advice often nice with the word ‘YOU’ in own voice; but he who is truly different, positive and wise always shows a constructive action on his words to unearth lies."
    ~Anuj Somany

  2. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2016 10:23pm UTC
    "A woman who remains connected with her mother via a communication link to convey on a daily or a weekly basis the things about her in-laws members as what they eat, drink and think; normally likes the man of the house to act like a weak mouse before her & so naturally always keeps her married life on the brink of the failure."
    ~Anuj Somany

  3. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2016 12:44am UTC
    "Perhaps the only way for a husband to know the true mind graph of his wife is to make her laugh wildly or annoy her deeply enough; else she can hide many SECRETS from him all throughout her life."
    ~Anuj Somany

  4. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2015 5:03pm UTC
    Funny how you always thought
    it was about you.

  5. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2015 8:38pm UTC
    "Something that is said with the word “YOU” is truly heard by a very few and, that too, listened only of someone who leads a very simple life and regularly says the things refreshingly new because “YOU” has a tone and texture of an ADVICE, which everyone tries to give than take from others as almost all consider themselves to be WISE."
    ~Anuj Somany

  6. graciexdelrey graciexdelrey
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 9:05pm UTC
    i'm the definition misery
    but i fake a smile anyway

  7. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2014 6:57am UTC
    To the pretentious fellow that takes every single little thing into offense. Yeah, you know who you are.
    CALM. THE. F*CK. DOWN.
    Christ we're just talking about topperware don't need to go all ballistic.

:)

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