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Best Preach Quotes Ever

  1. Maicy Rasmus* Maicy Rasmus*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    School doesn't even test your intelligence it tests
    your memory. It tests my patience, it tests my
    ability to hold my pee, and it tests my
    ability to keep calm and not slap a b.itch

  2. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    “It's stupid to talk about all the
    things you are not
    be yourself &
    you'll be fine
    - NARUTO

  3. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 11:18pm UTC
    "how do boys look good without makeup"
    - Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it.

  4. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    sticking up for random people
    because you don't like the other person.
    format credit;; JustADream_

  5. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    Vents About Witty LIFE #3
    The people who try to preach no s e x before marriage. Like how are you suppose to marry someone and not know what they are like in bed? What if they are awful.... Just me?

  6. Christa133 Christa133
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    LOOK PAST THE UGLY BECAUSE THERE IS ALWAYS SOME GOOD IN EVERYONE

  7. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:48am UTC
    FOOD FIRST,
    FAMILY SECONED
    - Kevin McHale

  8. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    even though I'm not sad
    it doesn't mean I'm happy

  9. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    If anyone ever tells you that:
    The books you read are not “real books”
    The music you listen to is not “real music”
    The games you play are not “real games”
    The art you like is not “real art”
    The clothes you wear are not “proper clothes”
    The comics you read are not “real comics”
    It’s perfectly okay to write them off as a petty, joyless @sshole and continue enjoying the things you like.

  10. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:09am UTC
    do you think that you're the only one
    who feels the way you do?
    (we're all 50 shades of f*cked up)

  11. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 11:47am UTC
    No matter how many times I say I don't care, I do.

  12. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 2:13am UTC
    i think the saddest type of crying is when the person
    is saying completely nothing but tears are coming out of their eyes
    and then you know they’ve really been hurt.

  13. unbearable unbearable
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 3:36am UTC
    Anxiety: Don't say you have anxiety just because you get nervous when you have to present a project in front of the class.
    Cancer: Don't say you know what cancer feels like just because you know someone who has or has had cancer.
    Suicidal: Don't say you're suicidal just because you "hate your life" when you have to do something like homework or clean your room when you don't want to.
    Insomnia: Don't say you have Insomnia just because of those few nights where you couldn't fall asleep.
    Self Harm: Don't say you self harm just because you accidentally cut yourself or picked at your skin one time.
    Victim of R*pe: Don't say you've been r*ped just because someone touched your chest or your butt accidentally.
    Eating Disorder: Don't say you have an eating disorder just because you skipped a meal once or twice.
    Depression: Don't say you have depression just because you feel sad.
    Honestly, don't say you've suffered any of these things if you haven't. You don't know what it's like, don't say you understand if you haven't truly done it. If you know someone who truly has suffered any of these things, don't say you understand. Give them a hug and be willing to listen.

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2014 8:33pm UTC

    if you're not mature enough
    to talk to a girl about
    v a g i n a s , you aren't
    mature enough to put your
    d i c k in one.

  15. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    I just wanna be a cat because the fatter you are, more people like you, I mean that's pretty sweet

  16. flannel flannel
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 1:01pm UTC
    just 'cause you
    { D O N ' T U N D E R S T A N D A N ♥ O P I N I O N
    DoeSN'T mean
    » » » » » y o u s h o u l d n ' t r e s p e c t i t

  17. Niichole Niichole
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 12:25am UTC
    Me: im ugly
    Friends: no you're not
    Me: I AM UGLY and that's a fact. guys don't add me on facebook and like my pictures, they don't ask for my number, i get 5 text a day, one from my dad, two from my mom, one from the phone company and another one from some girl in my class asking me if there's something for tomorrow. guys don't text me saying 'goodmorning beautiful' or just even saying 'hi whats up?' if i have any guy friends they're one maybe two. you guys DO get texts, boys flirt with you, you're always complaining about boys, when nobody ever calls me pretty. you guys get a compliment at least twice a day, boys play with your hair, kiss your cheek, hold you from behind, and i'm just there watching, and if any boy wants to talk to me it's because they want me to give them something, or to call me bad names. i don't have 120 likes on my profile picture, i'm scared of doing a party because i know i would't have any guy friends to invite. is it because i don't let anyone know me? NO, it's because i don't look good. why all the pretty girls out there are full of 'guy friends'? don't tell me because they're the best people ever because it ain't true. my teeth are not perfect, i don't like my smile, i'm insecure af, my eyes have nothing special, i don't even have the perfect body, so don't tell me i'm not ugly because i am.

  18. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 1:43am UTC
    You don’t need to buy me expensive things or take me out to dinner every night or even every weekend. I don’t need the world or want the world. I want the little things. If you push my hair out of face or rub my back. Or if you randomly kiss my cheek. Or text me randomly saying you miss me. Or if you make a tweet about me or post a picture of us. Then that’s all I care about. I want the little things. I care way more about that, than anything else.

  19. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    A woman's body
    is her own fuc.king business.

  20. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    I dare not preach what I don't understand

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