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FreakingPip*
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June 16, 2014 3:32pm UTC
On Saturday my friend taught me a song about how poodles wish they could be humans so that they could drive and eat potato chips.

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Sammich51
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February 11, 2014 7:59pm UTC
My request for early graduation was filled and I'm officially done with high school...
I never thought I'd be this sad about something that I really wanted.
I mean I'm happy, but you don't realize how much school has changed
your life until you no longer have to go and you're sitting on your couch
contemplating the meaning of life or trying to figure out how they get so much
air into a potato chip bag..
Like, seriously.. How do they manage to not pop every single bag during shipment?

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LandonIsWitty
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June 27, 2013 11:31am UTC
Today I opened a brand new bag of chips & the first one i ate was stale.
This is the main reason I have trust issues.

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xxUntoldXXSecretsxx
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April 28, 2013 7:07pm UTC
You're like a bag of potato chips; the first time I saw you, I knew I had to have you.

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Everybodydotheflop
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April 7, 2013 2:08pm UTC
I'll take a potato chip
AND EAT IT
-Light Yagami
Death Note, the anime where eating potato chips becomes epicly dramatic.

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