Best Popular Quotes This Month

happiest*
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December 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC

I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

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† *
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March 16, 2013 3:43pm UTC

Regular Moms': If my daughter gets a C or a D for school, she will get grounded for a month.
My Mom: If my daughter ever gets a B, she will be kicked out of my house. No food, no clothes. Homeless. So she learn next time not to get a B in my house.

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happiest*
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October 30, 2013 2:45pm UTC

how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works

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† *
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 9:11pm UTC

Mom: You have to come to the meeting for school.
Me: Why? It's boring and they talk about boring stuff.
Mom: They got extra large donuts there.
Me: Let's go.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:50pm UTC

Today I was in my Economics class
when a popular girl came in
wearing sweats, a sports shirt, and her hair all messy.
This other popular girl said to her
"Why do you always dress like you just woke up?"
All that the girl said was
"I come to school to learn, not to impress people I don't care about."
Then she sat down and took her test.
<3

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† *
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 9:03pm UTC

And who else can't
wait till summer 2013 comes?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Phineas: I know what we're gonna do today!
Ferb:
Ferb: Of course you do, you triangle-headed c*nt. Maybe I wanted to decide what to do today. Did you ever think of that? No. You never think about what I want, you f*cking b*tch. We have the funds to prevent natural disaster and cure cancer, but no, you'd rather f*ck around and build rollercoasters and sh*t. Someday I will end your f*cking life, just you wait and see.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 10:25pm UTC

How can I expect people to like me,
{>> when I don't even like myself? << }

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† *
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Don't you hate it when you see a guy you used to have a crush on,
And now you're just like:
Ughh, I had a crush on HIM??!??

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† *
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 9:19pm UTC

I hate when I spend all my time and hours doing homework,
And the teacher doesn't even check it the next day.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 7:02pm UTC

*grandpa voice* See, back in my day, the bathroom was used for taking a sh*t, not pictures

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glitter162*
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Person: What does the fox-
Me: *swoops in*
Me: *puts hand over mouth*
Me: NO

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† *
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 11:46am UTC

Friend: My dream is to find the perfect guy.
Me: My dream is to eat as much food as I want without gaining weight.

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† *
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 4:56pm UTC

She's not your
REAL FRIEND
If she dates a guy that she knows you have a
crush on.
nmf

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glitter162*
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 6:56pm UTC

Neil Armstrong: *travels to moon*
Neil Armstrong: *takes 5 photos*
Me: *went to bathroom*
Me: *takes 37 photos*

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† *
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 5:14pm UTC

The most beautiful thing is to see a person you love smiling,
Especially when you're the reason behind it.

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† *
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Friend: I want a boyfriend.
Me: I want Pizza.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 6:26pm UTC

♥Here's to the kids
who care more about music
than popularity.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Seriously, what's with the "Duck
Face"? Did some random, beautiful, popular girl, just think: "Holy fuc/k, I'm so beautiful and popular that I'm going to pretend to be a duck." like what

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† *
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 6:43pm UTC

Teacher: What do you even do with your life?
Me:Stay home on my laptop and eat.

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