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Popsicle Quotes

  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Me: takes out popsicle
    Popsicle: looks reddish/orangish through white wrapper so you can't tell if it's red or orange
    Me: please dont be orange please dont be orange please please
    Popsicle: is orange

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    Me: *licks popsicle seductively*
    Me: Yeah that's not the only thing I suck
    Me: *winks*
    Me: *lowers voice to a whisper*
    Me: I also suck at life.

  3. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    So the other day I was walking and eating a popsicle and the top of it fell off
    and landed on the ground. So I just stopped and stood there, looking at this poor pathetic piece of popsicle. It's very existence melting away and I just I don't understand why bad things happen to good people and omg what is wrong with me.

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