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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 18, 2021 3:50pm UTC
    I have informed consent that its services are no longer required. – Answer to question on political science test: 'Use the phrase 'informed consent' in a sentence'

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 13, 2021 1:34pm UTC
    Today is International Abolish International Days Day.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 13, 2021 1:32pm UTC
    Let us always remember: whatever be our religion, nationality and political opinion, more or less in that order.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 25, 2020 8:42pm UTC
    The time? It's about twelve o'pocalypse.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    October 10, 2020 2:10am UTC
    This campaign hears the voices of the outraged and the marginalized.
    (Then again, this campaign hears voices generally.)

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 27, 2020 6:32pm UTC
    You can question a person's opinion and reasoning without questioning their patriotism (although it's only one more question, so it's not like questioning their patriotism is that much extra work).

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 20, 2020 10:09pm UTC
    Policy bias n. Policy not by us.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 21, 2020 12:16am UTC
    If an issue is a cause célèbre, but mostly for people who use the term 'cause célèbre,' you can safely ignore it.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 29, 2020 1:20am UTC
    With no jihadists or virgins there, how bad can hell be???

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 17, 2020 7:19pm UTC
    You can't make this stuff up. Making this stuff up is a violation of Title 18, Section 1001 of US federal law.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2020 7:19pm UTC
    I strongly support creation of the United States Space Force, and I am prepared to nominate several officials for immediate deployment.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2020 7:18pm UTC
    A mnemonic verse to help one remember not to commit genocide:
    Only a creep'll
    Annihilate a people

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 13, 2019 11:01am UTC
    When you reach common ground, check to make sure you're not sinking.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 22, 2018 2:37pm UTC
    Persist in assisting those who insist on resisting!

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 30, 2018 12:05am UTC
    The cleaner the dirty work, the dirtier the clean.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2018 8:59am UTC
    'Small is beautiful' is big and getting bigger.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    October 29, 2016 6:57pm UTC
    People who say 'Let's not point fingers' are pointing talons.

  18. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2016 8:49pm UTC
    Fiduciary Responsibility
    Isn’t it interesting how T Rump claims to have a “fiduciary responsibility” to pay as few taxes as possible? Remember that he forgot all about and even actively denied his fiduciary responsibility to his investors and creditors and used the bankruptcy courts four times to avoid those responsibilities and to avoid paying those people what he owed them to the tune of 1.5 billion. Is that really the kind of person some people think should be given the highest office in our land? He’s obviously the kind of person who only thinks of himself. He is about as far away from a “public servant” as you can get. We don’t need to let him anywhere near our country’s money. We don’t need to allow him access to rip off our whole country the way he has ripped off his own business associates in the past. That guy is pure, capitalist evil. Any country that gives a guy like that power deserves whatever pain they get for it.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2016 3:26am UTC
    I had a hidden agenda, but I forgot where I hid it.

  20. macdaddy118 macdaddy118
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2016 4:56pm UTC
    Political Poem
    The renowned rat race is about to begin;
    honestly I don't care for any of them to win.
    Because truth be told, as a matter of fact,
    the winner of the race is merely a rat.

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