Best Pokemon Quotes Ever

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Sometimes, when I'm taking a shower, I lean forward and let my hair
dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend I just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain. And, other times, I collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like squirtle.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 502 points

kristabff
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 1:52pm UTC

If you play pokemon i will be pik 'n' at chu
because who still plays pokemon anymore

👍 this is good · read the comments · 105 points

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 11:45am UTC

College sounds fun, but I'd rather embark
on my Pokemon journey.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 90 points

Serotonin
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 10:31am UTC

as long as you love me i’ll be your platinum, i’ll be your silver, i’ll be your gold, or whichever version of pokemon you like best

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 50 points

* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 6:06pm UTC

I want to be the very best
Wittian there ever was
To make quotes is my real test
To get on top quote is my cause
I will travel across the land
Killing far and wide
Each top Wittian, to understand
What it's like to be famous.
Wittyp!
Oh, you're my bestfriend
But my place on top, I must defend
You pass me and I'll kill you
Wiiiitttyyypppp.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 39 points

* Sabaism *
posted a quote
March 3, 2014 8:26pm UTC

Plot Twist:
Ash has got all but one badge, the Pokemon Master badge. He's battling the last Pokemon he needs to get that badge
Upon ordering Pikachu to use thunderbolt and finish the Pokemon off,
Pikachu turns around,
Looks Ash dead in the eyes
And says 'Oi. I don't gotta take orders from you.'
And then proceeds to kill him.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 58 points

Zoë*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 6:43pm UTC

Yelling 'Pika' before you sneeze

👍 this is good · read the comments · 32 points

DakkyDukky
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Finally got home from college, now sitting here, eating chicken nuggets, playing Pokémon and listening to Linkin Park. Aw, life. :}

👍 this is good · read the comments · 29 points

Cody Senpai :3*
posted a quote
July 19, 2014 10:09pm UTC

When you keep the teacher distracted for too long and they forget to give the class homework.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 27 points

CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 2:36pm UTC

11 year olds now: omg, my mom wouldn't even let me buy those heels and I can't even charge my iphone 5 right now, ugh.
Me now at age 14: omg, my pokemon aren't rested! they're not going to survive their next battle!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 23 points

*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 1:39pm UTC

People who hate Pokemon
have a serious mental problem.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 34 points

gab*
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 12:27am UTC

you don't
believe in
evolution?
YOU THINK CHARIZARDS ARE JUST
BORN LIKE THAT, PUNK?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 20 points

DividedByZero
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 12:24am UTC

Celebi is by far the most amazing pokemon ever.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 19 points

* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 6:48pm UTC

I want to be
The very best
The no one ever was
Something something
Or another
Something about training
POKEMON
IT'S YOU AND ME
I SWEAR IT MY DESTINY
I'LL TEACH YOU AND YOU'LL TEACH ME
POOOOKKKEEEEEEMOOOONNNNN

👍 this is good · read the comments · 27 points

HinataUsagi
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 9:31pm UTC

Me texting my crush
Me: If I were a pokemon I'd be a jiggly puff.
Him: HAHAHA
Me: You would probably be a machop or a charmander
Him: ......
Me: What!!?!?
Him:You and I both know I'd be a mudkip
This is why I love him.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 15 points