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  1. Pointless...* Pointless...*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 8:45pm UTC
    That really Puffled my Jigglies....

  2. TeenDefinition TeenDefinition
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 8:56pm UTC
    childhood
    1. when the opposite se.x had cooties, pokemon was life, a kiss made the pain go away, the ice cream man was God, green veggies were the devil and finger painting and nap time went hand in hand
    2. the golden years of life which must be remembered forever because once they're gone, we cannot bring them back
    3. laughter and balloons
    4. my def is the age where you never got fat (i'm too funny for this account)

  3. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    We do have a lot in common.
    The same air, the same Earth, the same sky.
    Maybe if we started looking at
    what's the same instead of
    always looking at what's different,
    ...well, who knows?

  4. StarsareRachelBerry StarsareRachelBerry
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    Nephew: My tooth hurts!
    Me: Oh, let me see. Hmm, looks like you’re going to lose that tooth.
    *Nephew looks horrified*
    Me: Don’t worry about it. Imagine it being like evolving. Like Charmander.
    Nephew:
    Me: You know how Charmander evolves into Charmeleon and then Charizard?
    Nephew:
    Me: That’s what’s going to happen to your tooth.
    Nephew:
    Nephew:
    Nephew:
    Nephew:

  5. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    Charmanders are red. Squirtles are blue.
    If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you.
    Your smile is stronger then a Hyperbeam,
    like Jesse and James, we'd make
    the perfect team.
    I'll stay by your side like Pikachu and Ash,
    and I'll love you more than a
    Level 80 Rapidash.
    You're more legendary than a Zapados,
    Entei, or Mew.
    But out of all 450,
    I Choose You.

  6. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant;
    it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.

  7. Reckless and miserable* Reckless and miserable*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 11:57am UTC
    Are you a pikachu?
    Because you are shockingly beautiful.

  8. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    Apparently it's frowned upon to have pokemon battles in self denfense class.

  9. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    I CAME IN LIKE A POKEEEEBAAAAALLL
    ALL I WANTED WAS TO CAAAATCH EM ALLLLLL..
    -Ash Ketchum

  10. ~Spoken Silence~* ~Spoken Silence~*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    (not sure people will get this but)
    I'll be your minun if you'll be my plusle<3

  11. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 11:44am UTC
    I dont care if pokemon is nerdy or not: you gotta admit, Pikachu is pretty darn cute.

  12. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 11:41am UTC
    YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU, PIKACHU!
    gotta catch 'em all,
    POKEMON!

  13. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 11:33am UTC
    i LOVE Japan-imation. if you gotta japanimation profile pic, i will follow you.
    Just. Because.

  14. Reckless and miserable* Reckless and miserable*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    I didnt choose the Pokemon life;
    the Pokemon life chose me

  15. Unknown Potato * Unknown Potato *
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    “I finished sketching the
    footprints of a rare pokémon,
    but turns out they were only my own footprints...
    - researcher in oldale town ( hoenn )

  16. Unknown Potato * Unknown Potato *
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Only 3 things are infinite:
    • The Universe
    • Human Stupidity
    •the amount of zubats in dark cave

  17. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    I want to be the very best
    Wittian there ever was
    To make quotes is my real test
    To get on top quote is my cause
    I will travel across the land
    Killing far and wide
    Each top Wittian, to understand
    What it's like to be famous.
    Wittyp!
    Oh, you're my bestfriend
    But my place on top, I must defend
    You pass me and I'll kill you
    Wiiiitttyyypppp.

  18. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    11 year olds now: omg, my mom wouldn't even let me buy those heels and I can't even charge my iphone 5 right now, ugh.
    Me now at age 14: omg, my pokemon aren't rested! they're not going to survive their next battle!

  19. Unknown Potato * Unknown Potato *
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 12:48am UTC

    Be the best Trainer you can be!
    - Professor sycamore

  20. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 10:53am UTC
    Well this will sound a bit weird but I am literally obsessed with one pokemon
    First of all, one day I had a dream about an onix and next day I watched pokemon
    and a Gym Leader used it in a battle and I started screaming and yelling and I was running
    at all the house and then I put its image as my laptop wallpaper. The other day I and my
    sister were watching pokemon on the laptop and Ash challenged a Gym Leader who was expert
    on ground/rock types and he was about to choose his last pokemon and he said dramatically
    "I'll count on this guy" and I thought on onix would pop up and I had a heart attack and then an ugly
    excadrill poped up and started breaking things Well I think this is kind of a fangirl reaction

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