glitter162* posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
You hear a noise. It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.
Have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is? Like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats and then spend the next few hours completely unconcsious all the while hallucinating vividly
Why people should be friends with me -I'm short so I'll either make you seem average height, taller, or like a freaking giant and who doesn't want to look like a giant? -I almost always have hand sanitizer on me so yay I'm germ free and you can be too -I laugh at everything so I'll make you seem funnier -I have no common sense so I'll make you seem smart -I sit on my bum all day so you don't even need to come over and I'll consider you a good friend -My brother plays deck hockey with a bunch of hot guys so hint hint wink wink -You could be a "sl.ut" and I won't care because what's wrong with that? Get the d.ck, girlfriend -I don't live far from Boston so we'd be able to go on fun adventures in the city -I live next to Lowell so we could go there and make a game of going there trying not to get shot -My neighbors are all really rich so I gots connections -I don't use proper grammar half the time so you'll seem even smarter -I will let you come over to my house at 2am and let you eat food -yourcool used to go to my school so once again I gots connections -I rock out to RENT 99.9% of the time so you'll hear some awesome music -I dress like I'm from the 90s more than half the time so you'll seem more fashionable -I'm really hawt so my hotness will just rub off onto you -I'm just overall awesome -I just need more friends okay -please -Please -PLEASE
am i the only one who gets more flattered when a stranger or someone i know a little about says 'you're pretty' or 'you're talented' than when your best friend says it. I mean, I do get happy when my best friend compliments me but i just feel like its her 'duty' to say that since she's my friend, ya know? but a stranger has a choice to say it and that makes it more special. please tell me i'm not the only one.
I really hope this catches on. "We were in a small coffee shop. Two customers arrive. "5 coffees. 2 for us, 5 pending." They pay for the 5, they only recieve two. "Whats a pending coffee?" someone asks. "Wait and see." More customers. Two girls get coffee, they pay normally. After a while, 3 lawyers ask for 7 coffees. They only drink 3, but paid for the 7. While we we talking, a poor man enters the shop. With a soft voice he asks, "Do you have any pending coffee?" This type of charity was born in Napoli (Naples, Italy). People pay with anticipation fir the coffees and even meals for others who cannot.
So I know no one joins these anymore but I'm making a Witty Hunger Games. If you want to join, here are the rules: 1.) No harsh wordplay 2.) There are 24 players, you need to work with your teammate 3.) Do not get angry if you are elminated, there is no favoritism 4.) You are allowed to make these interesting in your own way (allying with other districts, turning on your own, whatever you come up with) 5.) I will post challenges 1-4 times a week, if you fail to complete, you're dead. 6.) You get two days to respond to a challenge 7.) Once you're dead, you cannot compete in future games 8.) There are two victors, can be from any district(s) 9.) You must follow all instructions on a challenge 10.) If you want to ask your friends to be your sponsors, they can only send something one every three challenges 11.) Games last until only two are left. Places: District 1: _______ & _______ District 7: _______ & _______ District 2: _______ & _______ District 8: _______ & _______ District 3: _______ & _______ District 9: _______ & _______ District 4: _______ & _______ District 10: _______ & _______ District 5: _______ & _______ District 11: _______ & _______ District 6: _______ & _______ District 12: _______ & _______ First come, first serve
When a book does not adequately describe a character, so you just fill in the blanks but later you actually get a description so you just want to shout, "WRONG! YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND NOW YOU ARE WRONG!"
Okay, so last week after volleyball practice, I walked back into the school building to find maple syrup splattered across all of the lockers. A mysterious pair of snowshoes were leaning against the wall. My friend walked in behind me, took one look around and said, "The Canadians were here."
I just want someone who will hug me from behind and kiss my forehead and snuggle with me when its cold and cook amazing food and make me hot chocolate and go shopping with me and looks incredibly sexy in anything and still be adorable and build a snowman in the summer and be able to fly and be bestfriends with my favorite artists so I can meet them and have a time travel machine and breathe fire and lift thousands of pounds and transform into any creature in the world. Like seriously is that too much to ask for? .