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Best Please Quotes Ever

  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm EDT
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:18pm EDT
    You hear a noise.
    It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

  3. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:12pm EDT
    I have this weird self-esteem
    issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else.

  4. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm EDT
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 5:20pm EDT
    everyone
    in boston please stay
    safe i love you
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5


  6. posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 3:44pm EDT
    Looks like Billy Ray put
    too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa

  7. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 5:36pm EDT
    Have you ever thought about
    how weird sleeping is? Like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats and then spend the next few hours completely unconcsious all the while hallucinating vividly

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 3:44pm EDT
    Why people should be friends with me
    -I'm short so I'll either make you seem average height,
    taller, or like a freaking giant and who doesn't want to look
    like a giant?
    -I almost always have hand sanitizer on me so yay I'm germ free
    and you can be too
    -I laugh at everything so I'll make you seem funnier
    -I have no common sense so I'll make you seem smart
    -I sit on my bum all day so you don't even need to come over
    and I'll consider you a good friend
    -My brother plays deck hockey with a bunch of hot guys so hint hint
    wink wink
    -You could be a "sl.ut" and I won't care because
    what's wrong with that? Get the d.ck, girlfriend
    -I don't live far from Boston so we'd be able to go on fun
    adventures in the city
    -I live next to Lowell so we could go there and make a game of
    going there trying not to get shot
    -My neighbors are all really rich so I gots connections
    -I don't use proper grammar half the time so you'll seem
    even smarter
    -I will let you come over to my house at 2am and let you eat
    food
    -yourcool used to go to my school so once again I gots connections
    -I rock out to RENT 99.9% of the time so you'll hear some awesome music
    -I dress like I'm from the 90s more than half the time so you'll seem more fashionable
    -I'm really hawt so my hotness will just rub off onto you
    -I'm just overall awesome
    -I just need more friends okay
    -please
    -Please
    -PLEASE

  9. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 3:47pm EDT
    am i the only one who gets more flattered when a stranger or someone i know a little about says 'you're pretty' or 'you're talented' than when your best friend says it. I mean, I do get happy when my best friend compliments me but i just feel like its her 'duty' to say that since she's my friend, ya know? but a stranger has a choice to say it and that makes it more special. please tell me i'm not the only one.

  10. 失眠* 失眠*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:39pm EDT
    skin•ny love
    /'skiné/ /lǝv/
    when two people love each other but they are too shy to admit it but they still show it

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 9:31pm EDT
    I really hope this catches on.
    "We were in a small coffee shop.
    Two customers arrive.
    "5 coffees. 2 for us, 5 pending."
    They pay for the 5, they only recieve two.
    "Whats a pending coffee?" someone asks.
    "Wait and see."
    More customers.
    Two girls get coffee, they pay normally.
    After a while, 3 lawyers ask for 7 coffees.
    They only drink 3, but paid for the 7.
    While we we talking, a poor man enters the shop.
    With a soft voice he asks, "Do you have any pending coffee?"
    This type of charity was born in Napoli (Naples, Italy).
    People pay with anticipation fir the coffees and even meals
    for others who cannot.

  12. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:29pm EDT
    I wonder what it feels like
    right before you jump off the edge,
    knowing your life is going to end.

  13. *y i k e s* *y i k e s*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 10:10am EDT
    So I know no one joins these anymore but I'm making a Witty Hunger Games. If you want to join, here are the rules:
    1.) No harsh wordplay
    2.) There are 24 players, you need to work with your teammate
    3.) Do not get angry if you are elminated, there is no favoritism
    4.) You are allowed to make these interesting in your own way (allying with other districts, turning on your own, whatever you come up with)
    5.) I will post challenges 1-4 times a week, if you fail to complete, you're dead.
    6.) You get two days to respond to a challenge
    7.) Once you're dead, you cannot compete in future games
    8.) There are two victors, can be from any district(s)
    9.) You must follow all instructions on a challenge
    10.) If you want to ask your friends to be your sponsors, they can only send something one every three challenges
    11.) Games last until only two are left.
    Places:
    District 1: _______ & _______ District 7: _______ & _______
    District 2: _______ & _______ District 8: _______ & _______
    District 3: _______ & _______ District 9: _______ & _______
    District 4: _______ & _______ District 10: _______ & _______
    District 5: _______ & _______ District 11: _______ & _______
    District 6: _______ & _______ District 12: _______ & _______
    First come, first serve

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 10:24pm EDT
    don’t cry me a river.
    that’s stupid as hell. cry me a milkshake

  15. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 4:56pm EDT
    I'm still waiting for the day that I will use
    x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9
    In real life.

  16. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 7:13pm EDT
    When a book does not
    adequately describe a character, so you just fill in the blanks but later you actually get a description so you just want to shout, "WRONG! YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND NOW YOU ARE WRONG!"

  17. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 7:18pm EDT
    Okay, so last week after
    volleyball practice, I walked back into the school building to find maple syrup splattered across all of the lockers. A mysterious pair of snowshoes were leaning against the wall. My friend walked in behind me, took one look around and said, "The Canadians were here."

  18. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 8:58pm EDT
    F is for friends who do stuff with out you.
    U is for ur alone
    N is for no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 10:10pm EDT
    a plus side to being my friend:
    if you come over my house in your pajamas i won't judge because i will also be in my pajamas (and i always have chocolate)

  20. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 12:37pm EDT
    I just want someone who will hug me from behind and kiss my forehead and snuggle with me when its cold and cook amazing food and make me hot chocolate and go shopping with me and looks incredibly sexy in anything and still be adorable and build a snowman in the summer and be able to fly and be bestfriends with my favorite artists so I can meet them and have a time travel machine and breathe fire and lift thousands of pounds and transform into any creature in the world.
    Like seriously is that too much to ask for?
    .

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