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  1. «uzilla09»* «uzilla09»*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2015 7:32pm UTC
    Are u badd 2ddayy??!...i nid a VICIADORE!!!??

  2. Rouge Rouge
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2015 11:09pm UTC
    R̶o̶s̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶d̶
    ̶T̶o̶m̶a̶t̶o̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶d̶d̶e̶r̶
    ̶T̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶b̶o̶t̶h̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶.̶.̶.̶
    ̶I̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶b̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶.̶ ̶

  3. megzzyluvzu megzzyluvzu
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2015 11:18am UTC
    "Oh, so you're a writer? How interesting." The boy says,Licks his lips, tries to imagineWhat his name might look like in my bedroom;What his love might look like in my handwriting.I don't tell him I write poetry.I want to tell him that I write murder mysteries;That I will write him dripping against the 52ndFloor window,A closed-door murder and all the newspapers knowHis name-And this is because It isn't what he wants.He tells me I'd look good on the back of his motorcycle,But better under his hips;Wrapped up so tightly in his sheetsThat I'd never leave,And oh, he can't wait until I read him my workIn the morning,How it will go great with the excuse he'll leaveFor never calling backWhen I don't write the correct words.

  4. AnonymousGirl98 AnonymousGirl98
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2014 3:55pm UTC
    Best pick-up like ever.
    Dang girl are you my appendix because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

  5. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2014 7:10pm UTC
    Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?

  6. ShyYates ShyYates
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2014 11:19pm UTC
    Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.

  7. ShyYates ShyYates
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2014 11:09pm UTC
    I like Legos,
    you like Legos,
    why don't we build a relationship?

  8. ShyYates ShyYates
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2014 10:51pm UTC
    Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet a$$.

  9. Señor Taco * Señor Taco *
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2014 9:26pm UTC
    When I get rejected.Me: I just want that body one night of the year and you get to have it the other 364 days. Why you gotta be so selfish!

  10. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 8:56pm UTC
    "Hey, if your right leg is Thanksgiving
    and your left leg is Christmas,
    Can I visit you in between the holidays?"

  11. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2014 5:29pm UTC
    Po-tay-to, po-tah-to. to-may-to, to-my-place?

  12. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2014 7:56pm UTC
    "Hey , Can I download your picture? " "Why ? :-/" "I just wanna show my friends that angels exist." " Awwww"

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:52am UTC
    hey could you hold this for me for a second
    *gives you my hand*

  14. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 1:50pm UTC
    Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

  15. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 1:49pm UTC
    can you touch me so i can tell my friend's ive been touched by an angel

  16. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 1:49pm UTC
    Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

  17. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 1:48pm UTC
    Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

  18. Closures Closures
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2014 4:07pm UTC
    Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
    Cuz' I can see myself in your pants.

  19. **Ibnat** **Ibnat**
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 4:35am UTC
    Boy: Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cuz I can totally see myself in your pants ;)

  20. karla_mcc karla_mcc
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 5:46pm UTC
    Are you a cigarette?.....
    Cause you got a hot butt ;)


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