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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 29, 2023 9:40pm UTC
    Every bra is a sports bra - the only difference is the sport.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 15, 2023 11:34pm UTC
    I'm not the least bit surprised that machines have become sentient. Everything gets its own fragrance nowadays.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 21, 2023 9:30pm UTC
    I think that abyss likes me.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 28, 2023 3:40am UTC
    If you refrain from clicking on a 'test your IQ' ad, your IQ goes up by 15 points.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 26, 2022 12:34am UTC
    If I don’t write solipsism jokes, who will?

  6. Raxin Raxin
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    May 19, 2022 1:34am UTC
    Perfection has more than one state.
    quote by Raxin

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 28, 2021 1:05pm UTC
    Life: a crime scene and its own evidence bag.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 12, 2021 3:32pm UTC
    The map is not the territory. The territory contains way more errors.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 12, 2021 3:31pm UTC
    I've been struggling with my Zen studies. I think I may have an unlearning disability.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    October 17, 2020 4:01pm UTC
    The philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein said 'Everything that can be said can be said clearly.' But I think we know what he meant.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    October 10, 2020 2:06am UTC
    If less is more, what is selflessness, homelessness and toplessness?

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 5, 2020 4:28am UTC
    How did he who rides a tiger get on it in the first place???

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 25, 2020 1:36am UTC
    The term 'minimalism' is too long.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 7, 2020 3:24pm UTC
    How am I? According to cosmic inflation theory, as a result of the exponential expansion of space that occurred 10-36 seconds following the Big Bang.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 19, 2019 8:07pm UTC
    Seeing is be leaving.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 16, 2019 3:01pm UTC
    Philosophy is the longest distance between one point.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 1, 2018 8:09am UTC
    'Contradiction in terms' is a redundancy.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 14, 2018 1:17am UTC
    It says in the Talmud that we do not see things as they are, we see things as we are. And if you don't believe the Talmud, just ask a thing.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 24, 2018 4:05pm UTC
    Waxing philosophical may be tiresome, but it leaves your philosophy smooth and hair-free for up to six full weeks.

  20. RVM RVM
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    January 3, 2018 9:45pm UTC
    Why waste Life trying to have more than what we need. Why not rather Enjoy Life by using what we have

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