This is gonna be me someday.
Interviewer: So, who's the special someone in the song?
Me: Well, *looks at feet* I go to school with him but he's in a different league, and we also go to the same camp. We also fight a lot, we usually end up with bruises and cuts.
Interviewer: *Slightly horrified * Does anyone know?
Me: Yeah, everyone knows. Some are actually entertained while some people down right hate it.
Interviewer: That's a bit sick, isn't it? Do your parents know about this?
Me: Of course, why do you think they send me to camp? But, sometimes my parents want to start a rebellion against this.
Interviewer: Well, . . . . Okay, then . . . . Can you tell us the name of the person?
Me: Person? You mean 'persons,' silly. It's about Leo Valdez. And Draco Malfoy. And Cato.
Interviewer: Draco Malfoy . . . . As in, Harry Potter?
Me: What do you mean?! Harry Potter's married to Ginny, silly head.
Interviewer: But . . . . Isn't Draco married to some other girl?
Me: WHAT?! Is he cheating on me?! Why, I 'otta . . . .
Interviewer: Uhm, so, uh, who are the other boys . . . .
Me: *Forgets about Draco because of my favorite boyfriend* Leo? Well, he's a son of Hephaestus, and he's really funny and adorable! I'll always be there for him if he wants to break down, and he'll always be there for me, too. And, Cato is a very determined person and he loves to fight with a sword! He's very strong and could easily break your neck! But, of course, he'd never do that to me!
Interviewer: Uhhhhhh . . . .