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  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    My mum complained that I've never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger.
    Apparently, it was the wrong one.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    let us have a moment of silence
    for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    Do you ever
    just stare at really attractive people and think
    “how” ?

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    i really don’t understand
    how a lot of you are single
    because you’re all attractive
    and have good music taste
    like what more do people want

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Things school has taught me:
    -Grades are more important than your morals, emotional, and physical health
    -How to hate people in general
    -To want to quit life weekly
    -How to text/eat in class without getting caught
    -Why I will never amount to anything

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    We look
    at ourselves
    and pick out any feature,
    physical or mental,
    and criticize it.
    Others look at us and pick out that very same feature,
    and may think it’s the most beautiful thing
    they’ve ever laid their eyes on.
    It’s truly crazy how that is...

  8. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    I wonder if clouds ever look
    down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot".

  9. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    alrIGHTY WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUALLLLLL
    WITTYPROFILES AWARDDDSSS!
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    please, please, PLEASE, do not vote for yourself.
    you do not have to fill in all the categories, but it'd be much appreciated!
    On the 20th, I'll tally up the comments and whoever with the most in each category winsss!
    prizes? eh
    basically
    you just get a free promo
    and a follow from me
    alrighty
    so here's your categories
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  10. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Unless you physically see me
    opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

  11. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    You hear a noise.
    It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    Do you ever
    just feel so awkward when you buy something
    and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back
    but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet
    and you can feel the world
    judging you from afar.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    They told me
    that to make him fall in love
    I had to make him laugh.
    But everytime he laughs,
    I'm the one who falls in love...

  14. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Imagine getting married.
    After many months of planning,
    you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.
    You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.
    And every single person in that room over the age of 10
    Knows your getting laid
    tonight.

  15. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    I have this weird self-esteem
    issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    You have the right
    to leave someone.
    But at least tell them why,
    cause what’s even more painful than being abandoned
    is knowing you’re not worth an explanation.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    And whenever people say
    he’s worthless,
    I want to scream at them.
    I want to tell them just how beautiful his smile is,
    just how perfect his eyes are,
    just how cute his lame jokes are,
    just how funny he is when he’s happy,
    just how lost he is,
    and just how much I love him.

  18. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  19. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    Witty Profiles is a community of 347,452 writers.
    I wonder how many of them are dead.

  20. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    In 1000 years, archeologists
    will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

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