Pencils Quotes

nicole🌹*
posted a quote
June 14, 2014 9:12pm UTC

My guy friend: if you were a pencil, you'd be a number one
i swear he's trying to pick me up guys help

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mandy*
posted a quote
February 1, 2014 8:54pm UTC

Do you ever get like emotionally attatched to a pen because it's ink just flows exactly right and it just feels good in your hand and then one day you lose it and it's just a really sad moment

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 4:50pm UTC

So this one time I was working on a graphite drawing in my sketchbook and I was going through my pencils when this guy walked up to me and went "Ah, 2B or not 2B" and then just left and I don't think I've ever laughed harder.

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 7:18pm UTC

me: *grabs blue pencil*
me: *draws and find out its purple*
me:

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Phishy
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 3:26pm UTC

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If you don't have proper grammar and spelling in your quotes,
and you live in a native English speaking country,
I'm not going to fave them.
Go back to grade school.
(Sorry, not sorry!)
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lemon.cake*
posted a quote
September 30, 2013 4:52pm UTC

Format Credit: FaveFormats
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1st month of school done
and I haven't lose a
pencil. :D
Joccccccckeed. Format credit: FaveFormats. Format credit :faveformats

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Bee
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 11:52pm UTC

Remember when pencil sharpeners
were just for pencils?

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Shorty_Helps
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 11:07pm UTC

I wish i lost weight
like i loose my pencils at school.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 4:33pm UTC

At Home
Me: Please, I'm fabulous.
At School
Me: Does this pencil make me look fat?

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Red dragon*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 12:01pm UTC

No one is perfect thats why pencils have erasers

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 8:24pm UTC

Teacher: Okay, everyone get out a pen.
Me: I only write in pencil.
Teacher: But you have to use a pen for this assignment.
Me: I use pencils because pens are only for perfect people.
Teacher: ...That was deep bro.

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JustNodandSmile
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 7:40pm UTC

FREE PENCIL
with the purchase of $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 worth of pencils.

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kelly*
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:56pm UTC

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What is it called when your crush likes you back?
Your imagination!
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cookiedoughformats

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Girl With a Cat Head*
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 6:58pm UTC

There are these two boys in my social studies class who always like to mess with me and take my things and today they took my pencil that a teacher gave me so I stabbed them both with it while the subsitute was reading about the war of 1812 and then we all laughed because I broke the pencil in half.
ah, good times, good times.

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jimboslice3
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 11:10am UTC

Whoever put,"Too cool to do drugs" on a pencil is stupid.
Everytime you sharpen it: "Cool to do drugs" "do drugs" and "drugs".
Cookiedoughformats

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AEleanore
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 3:27pm UTC

Saying guns kill people
is like
Saying pencils misspell words

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cupcakeMustache
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 2:55pm UTC

me: omg, julie, im naming THIS led pencil Pete.
julie: this is sparky. *holds up yellow led pencil*
me: *digs around* OMG
julie: what?
me: I found petes twin!!!
julie ans me: YAYY!

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