Pee Quotes

Goose
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August 28, 2014 2:07am UTC

Me at 2 am: 'Ok, now lets play a fun game called lets see how quietly I can pee'

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MyWittyProfile
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June 5, 2014 5:54pm UTC

DO NOT TAKE HAVING A BATHROOM LIGHTLY
I have not peed since noon and it is now 6 PM and I still haven't peed.
THE PLUMBING ISN'T WORKING
appreciate what you have when you have it
just saying

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Vanessa15*
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March 21, 2014 8:06am UTC

Lying in bed wondering if its actually worth to go get up and pee.

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AvrilxLavigne
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January 10, 2014 8:08am UTC

pee on me but do it in the antarctic so the pee freezes in midair

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DunGoofed
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January 5, 2014 7:04am UTC

Watching New Girl. I am about to pee myself laughing

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DunGoofed
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December 28, 2013 3:02pm UTC

I have been in my room for 3 days. The only time I steped out was to pee, get food, take a shower, and to get my laptop charger. Im pretty sure I need help.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
December 15, 2013 11:44pm UTC

"I'll pee on
everything
You love."
-Alex Gaskarth
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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SANDD*
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December 10, 2013 2:18pm UTC

♥☆*:.｡. oyou smell like cat pisso.｡.:*☆ ♥

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potatoesforlife
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December 2, 2013 1:40pm UTC

should I use a public bathroomor should I hold my pee until Idie

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Umcaitlynx
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November 4, 2013 6:39pm UTC

That awkward moment when you're playing hide-and-seek with your friends and you suddenly have to pee but can't get up because you weren't found yet.

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Losing It *
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October 29, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Can it wait?
Me: *in my head* No you idiot, that's kind of why I asked to go
Me: *walks back to my seat as my blatter bursts in the process*
Me: *points at teacher* This was all YOU

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thestrangeryouknow
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October 27, 2013 9:23am UTC

But the toilet is oh so far away...

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 7:58am UTC

HOME ALONE!
Expectations:
PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
Reality:
Peeing with the door open

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*Yours Truly*
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September 16, 2013 11:51pm UTC

*After I get comfortable and need to use the bathroom*
To pee, or not to pee. That is the question!

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cupcakes21
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September 9, 2013 11:36pm UTC

idk why certain people think peeing in the shower is disgusting??? its not as if i pee around my whole shower, like no, just in the water runway or whatever its called lol. is this just me, or?

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My_Lazy_Knight*
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August 17, 2013 11:40pm UTC

I...need to pee.....and I'm too lazy to get upp

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nothing Important*
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August 9, 2013 6:26pm UTC

If I ever met my favorite celebrity I would probably explode from pure joy but first pee myself because I wouldn't have control over my bodily functions

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musiclover1414
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August 6, 2013 9:51pm UTC

When I go to the girls bathroom and there is pee on the side of the toilet.. I get so mad and confused! It's like:
"You're a girl, you sit while you pee, how can you miss?!?! You can at least clean after yourself!"

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mcnuggets*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 1:18pm UTC

The Best Feeling in the World #5
Peeing when you had to pee really bad.

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 10:59am UTC

peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia

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