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  1. lyricsparadise lyricsparadise
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2014 1:12am UTC
    I bet he's sittin' at home all alone in the dark
    Probably textin' like mad, wants to know where you are
    'Cause he didn't even know what he had 'til he lost it

  2. moonstone7777 moonstone7777
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    what if you just satrted licking the dentist fingers while he worked in your mouth

  3. MissKatiePayne MissKatiePayne
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    I was in class and a boy was sitting beside me
    Boy: You have tons of spots
    Me : You have loads of freckles
    Boy: Don't talk about my freckles
    Me: Don't talk about my spots
    -.-

  4.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 3:24pm UTC
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    Sometimes life will give you lemons,
    So you can squirt the lemon juice on the b^tches eyes.

  5. Dorian_Writes Dorian_Writes
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 11:37am UTC
    ....I dont get mad, i get even!!

  6. SykoGirl SykoGirl
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    So there is this guy who's been flirting with me for a month but doesn't do anything about it.
    Two can play this game.
    And when I play, I play to win.

  7. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    if karma doesn't hit you, I gladly will.

  8. iluvdogs134 iluvdogs134
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    *HACKED BY ASH'S BESTFRIEND*
    So go to her proffillee and loook at her picture... Thennn rate on a 1-10 to how purrttyyy shee iss c: Shes gonnaaa hatttee me... but doooo ittt. it'll be the best thinnng eevvva xD
    Sincerely,
    Ash's #1 Friend c;

  9. ThisIsMe943 ThisIsMe943
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    That awkward moment when an entire table of populars is staring and laughing at you and the people at your table because they think you're all wierd losers, and you just get everyone at your table to look back at them with that "whatever" look on your face, and say, "sup."
    They didn't bother us anymore. ;)

  10. runningz3tt runningz3tt
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    But even on my weakest days-
    I still manage to severely injure you.
    Inside my head, that is..
    (:

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