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Best Pay Quotes This Month

  1. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    cute guy: hi
    me: who paid you

  2. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 1:03am UTC
    i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people's student loans for fun

  3. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 10:38am UTC
    LIAR
    "Liar, you'll pay for your sins."
    Come down from your tower.

  4. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 11:47pm UTC
    You ignored the signs
    and now you're in pain
    because you were to late

  5. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    please find me attractive i will pay you

  6. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    All Time Low could have a two hour long set of just díck jokes and I'd still pay to see them.

  7. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2016 4:30pm UTC
    white lips
    pale face
    breathing in the snowflakes
    burnt lungs
    sour taste
    light's gone, day's end
    struggling to pay rent
    long nights
    strange men

  8. SkylarMini SkylarMini
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    So I think i am going to have to start paying people to fave my quotes....
    ~Skylar

  9. the_last_hope the_last_hope
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    I just realized we don't pay for things with money, we pay for things with hours of our lives.

  10. balanced balanced
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    You'll pay for your sins.

  11. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 5:03am UTC
    Grief is the price
    we pay for love.
    nmf
    nmq

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2016 9:16pm UTC
    so, apparently even tho at 17 you need an adult with you to go to the doctor's because you aren't an adult, you're adult enough to be charged $301 for that appointment and have it haunt you and your credit score years later when you're an actual adult.

  13. xoLoveMatters xoLoveMatters
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    Texting your friends, "Hey I lost my phone. Can you call it?"

  14. lilyk11 lilyk11
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    £19.99
    BECAUSE £20.00 IS AN OUTRAGEOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Sweetascandy206 Sweetascandy206
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    If you only tell girls half the story, they will jump to conclusions..and if they jump to conclusions you dead, or scrood, or both.
    Lesson of this ...tell her the full story or u will end up in some deep sh*t my friend

:)

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