*PASSOVER*
day 1: okay, i can deal with no bread. it won't be that bad.
day 2: this whole "no bread" thing isn't as fun as it sounded.
day 3: seriously, i want bread right now.
day 4: yeah. i'm done with this. where's the bread at?
day 5: like, actually, i'm done with this holiday. bread?
day 6: i wasn't kidding. this isn't even funny anymore.
day 7: this stopped being funny 5 days before it started.
day 8: yup. i'm officially 23794483% done with this holiday.