Best Party Quotes This Month

CharliesTheName
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October 26, 2013 8:31pm UTC

*Saturday night*
14 year old brother: *at popular kids party*
11 year old sister: *at Halloween party*
15 year old sister: *at party with a ton of punk kids*
My mom: *at an Open House party*
My dad: *at high school reunion party with his friends*
Me: YAY I GET TO EAT ALL THE MACARONI

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happiest*
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September 14, 2013 3:20pm UTC

mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now.

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happiest*
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September 27, 2013 2:52pm UTC

me at age 9: omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!
me as a teenager: who the fck just unfollowed me

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CharliesTheName
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February 3, 2013 6:42pm UTC

FUN PARTY TRICK:
Take a dollar and soak it in 70% rubbing alcohol. Then take a match/lighter and light the dollar bill on fire (make sure you're holding the dollar with tongs or something). The dollar will stop the fire in a few seconds and nothing will happen to it. It'll be dry.
Not a joke. I did it in my science class and it works.
mq / nmf

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dreamer*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 7:03am UTC

Friend: Let's go to a party!
Me: I can't I'm ugly.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 2, 2013 2:40pm UTC

Me: *goes to party*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I could be on the internet right now.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Cool Kid Had fun at that party last night!!! Lol talk about CRAZY
2 hours ago · comment · like
24 people like this
Jock Lol looks like I need my car fixed again 2 hours ago · 3 people like this
Skater U gotta throw another party man! WOOOOOO 2 hours ago · 8 people like this
B/tch Best party everrrrrrrrr :D 1 hour ago · 2 people like this
Best Friend Lol remember what happened after 3 am? 1 hour ago · · 4 people like this
Cool Kid's Parents You better keep your grades up or else your parties must end by 12 1 hour ago · 1 people like this
Music Kid Dude we totally TRASHED your lawn 1 hour ago · 7 people like this
Me So uh....when was this party? 1 hour ago

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Hale_Storm18
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March 3, 2013 11:48am UTC

What would you do if you saw me wearing a shirt that said "Kill Me"?
If you saw me at a party or on the street, would you promptly m.urder me? What if I had a few drinks? What if I was walking alone at night? I'm guessing that you wouldn't if you're a sane individual. The cops wouldn't overlook your crime because of what I was wearing, that would be silly. I wasn't literally asking for you to kill me based on my choice of clothing. Who would take that defense seriously?
My friends wouldn't blame me for being murdered and my killer would be behind bars almost instantly.
So, why is it okay to r.ape someone because they're wearing revealing clothes? Why does their choice of clother excuse their attacker? It doesn't. You're silly if you think otherwise.
The less guilt on the attacker. The more guilt on the victim.
Stop. Victim. Blaming.

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Rajsonkar
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February 14, 2013 5:31am UTC

That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning your room, And you put music on and it turns into a dance party format rajsonkar

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Cammie
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April 14, 2013 3:18pm UTC

My neighbors love my music so much when I blast it, that they invited the police to listen.

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SalemSoto
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June 14, 2013 2:53pm UTC

Saying to your friends;
"If we get caught heres the story ..."

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 5:33pm UTC

Dude are you ready to party?!?!!
Uhmm whos this?
Oh sorry wrong number. Bye
...but I want to party.

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Rajsonkar
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October 25, 2013 7:41pm UTC

In a Party A Handsome guyaskd a girl,"are you going 2dance?".She felt so happy and said-"yes".The guy said-"thats gud, so can i have your chair?"

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heartofgold
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June 14, 2013 6:36pm UTC

A girl came up to me and said that she was going to get 'pished' at a party.
She's twelve. What is with the world?

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
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February 16, 2013 6:37pm UTC

*HOMEALONE*
"Well, I hope the neighbors like this song!"

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capsized*
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September 22, 2013 1:01pm UTC

"no parties while you’re home alone"
yes I am going to have a party with my 2 friends that aren’t even here

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breezy_mac
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August 21, 2013 7:21am UTC

*leaves class to go to the toilet*
*tours the entire school*

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 3:22pm UTC

What do Americans like to do at parties?
The Indepen-Dance.

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rawrunicorn
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 12:22pm UTC

*Favourite song comes on*
*Friend drags me to the dance floor*
Her: Come on
Me: I don't dance
Her: I know you can
Me: Not a chance
Her: If I can do this then you can do that..
Me: I DON'T DANCE
*Takes baseball bat out*
*The whole East High batting team shows up*

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 7:46pm UTC

i threw a party once.
threw it really far.
like 200 feet

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