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  1. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 1:11am UTC
    Mum - What does IDK, LY and TTYL mean?
    Me - I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
    Mum - Okay, I'll ask your sister

  2. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 8:11pm UTC
    Parents logic:
    Dad: You need to get out of the house more! You spend way to much time on that computer!
    -week later-
    Me: Dad I'm thinking about looking around for a job this summer.
    Dad: No you're not you have responsibilities you need to keep up on if you get a job you won't have any time to do things why do you need a job anyway you're fifteen what do you need money for?
    -Next day-
    Me: Hey dad do you think you can buy me this shirt?
    Dad: Do you not understand the value of money? Money doesn't grow on trees! You need to get a grip on reality.

  3. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    Parents: Go to your room
    Me: Oh that place where my phone, laptop, everything I own, entire life is... gladly

  4. Roxeyd Roxeyd
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    Dad: You should hang out with your friends whenever you want!
    Dad: Seriously, you have so much freedom. Go out if you want.
    Dad: When I was a kid, I could never be kept still.
    Dad: Oh, you've made plans? Lets go to a city five hours away.

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