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Pantry Quotes

supercalifredge
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September 8, 2013 4:38pm UTC
Everyone always talks about their long romantic walks to the fridge.
I have 20m dashes to my pantry.

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ayeitzemilayyy
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August 23, 2013 7:25pm UTC
Regular people when they get to someone's house:
"What's your wifi password?"
Me when I get to someone's house:
"Where's your pantry and fridge?"

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