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Oxymoron Quotes

  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2020 6:33am UTC
    Throxymoron n. A three-way oxymoron (ex. 'work-life balance').

  2. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 6:52pm UTC
    Kendrick Lamar is a glorious human being.

  3. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    It's a gorgeous disfiguration.
    A hideous beauty.

  4. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Your face is an oxy-moron. It's "pretty ugly."

  5. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    you just realized that the term "New and Improved" is a contradiction of itself.

  6. doublesidedice doublesidedice
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    February 8, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    Life is the biggest oxymoron there ever could be.
    It can be beautiful, yet can be terrible.
    It can be predicted, yet everything can change at once.
    It can be fun, yet it can be depressing.
    It gives lovely people, yet it gives mean people.
    It causes living, yet brings death.
    Nothing is more of an oxymoron than life.

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