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Alifefullofmistakes...*
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August 10, 2014 3:02am UTC
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 7:53pm UTC
Hey if you haven't eaten yet today go fûcking eat.
Make some toast or something.
Sprinkly some cinnamon on that bÎtch.
Holla at some orange juice if you got it.
Everything will be just fine.

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*kawaii satan*
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July 12, 2013 4:50pm UTC
have you ever met someone
who is like the human version of what happens when you brush your teeth 80 times and drink 50 glasses of orange juice?

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AnaCastro196
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July 6, 2013 6:56pm UTC
Beer before
liquor, never sicker.
Toothpaste before orange juice, dead.

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ToriRox16
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 8:23pm UTC
hey guys, so my friend and i want to have an orange juice party this summer (long story), and we want some ideas for games to play.
any suggestions?

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