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Best Onedirection Quotes This Week

  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    NOT FRIENDS, NOT EMEMIES
    JUST SOME STRANGERS WITH
    SOME MEMORIES

  3. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them:
    Taylor and Harry: *making out*
    Me: *gasp*
    Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
    Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that commercial!
    Harry: Err, thanks.
    Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe Jonas and Lucas Till!
    Taylor: *nods and smiles*
    Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal!!
    Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
    Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne!
    Taylor: Uh...
    Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!! ...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck, bro.
    Not meant to offend either swifties or directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll follow back, duh.

  4. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    *When I'm on Omegle*
    Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
    Me: Harry, get off Omegle.

  5. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    Niall Horan: I hate it when girls act stupid because they think it's cute. Intelligence is attractive.
    Me: One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the two, change it's atomic isotope into a raioactive spider. follow for a follow.

  6. dani64 dani64
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    Whatt if I ever do get a boyfriend?
    I wouldn't know what to do
    What do they eat?
    How often do they need to be walked?

  7. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    Me: Taylor Swift is a bad singer. Do you agree?
    Siri: I have no comment. I do not want a song written about me.
    not mine. not meant to offend swifties, just thought it was funny. follow for a follow.

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Giving someone another chance
    is like giving them another bullet
    because they missed the first time

  9. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  10. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    Me: Sometimes I just want to drag Harry into an empty hotel room, throw him down on a bed, straddle his thighs, rip his shirt off and MAKE HIM EXPLAIN EVERY DANG ONE OF HIS TATTOOS BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE THE SUSPENSE.
    Harry: Well... I thought we were going somewhere else there...
    follow for a follow

  11. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    I'D RATHER BE ALONE THAN WITH SOMEONE
    WHO DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL WANTED

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    People arent afraid
    OF SAYING I LOVE YOU.
    They are afraid of hearing
    the response

  13. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    it's March. someone please enlighten me
    as to why there's still snow on the ground.

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    Fan: niall, what do you want in a best friend?
    Niall: everything these four have

  15. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    Person: I don't like rock music.
    Rock Fans: That's okay. Everyone has an opinion.
    Person: I don't like pop music.
    Pop Fans: GO KILL YOURSELF. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THEIR TALENT.

  16. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    I wonder what it feels like
    right before you jump off the edge,
    knowing your life is going to end.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    boyband problems:
    the hardest part isn't deciding who your favorite is,
    it's deciding who your second favorite is

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 12:23pm UTC
    once they stop talking to you
    THEY START TALKING ABOUT YOU

  19. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    "sir 5 homosexuals were killed with one bullet"
    (•_•) Well I guess you could say
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)The bullet traveled in One Direction.
    No offence meant, it was just really funny

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 9:06am UTC
    It is the year 2053. A girl lays on her bed wearing vintage UGG boots.
    "I was bornin the wrong generation." she sighs as she listens to Taylor Swift and cries over a One Direction poster.

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