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DawnRaven
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June 4, 2014 11:11pm UTC

I just got done watching Twilight. I swore I'd never watch something so stupid, but I decided that I wanted to see it before I judged it, because I used to swear that Harry potter was terrible before I watched it, and now it's my obsession. And I must say, Twilight is as bad as I thought it would be, and ten times worse. Renesmee is the most beautiful child I have ever seen, and that is THEE only good thing I have to say about the series. The rest is barbaric, absolutely barbaric. How can any of you possibly claim to enjoy such absolute vile, cruel and vicious evil? People being torn limb-from-limb, burned and vicously tortured? How can any of you claim to enjoy seeing something that totally and completely disgusting? You barbarians.
Get your heads checked for brain famine.

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YoungAndNotBeautiful
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November 23, 2013 11:21pm UTC

my sister snapchatted me dancing to gas pedal and sent it to everyone...including my crush.
mortified.

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Cammie
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October 20, 2013 1:50pm UTC

in homeroom one day some girl left her unopened pad on the floor
and this guy picked it up and unwrapped it. he then went to our homeroom teacher and asked,
"why is there a diaper on the floor?"
my homeroom teacher just stared and him and said "throw it away... just throw it away."

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 7, 2013 5:34pm UTC

humpty dumpty had a terrible summer but he had a great fall
hahhahhahahha
pls don't judge me

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CookieMonster09*
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October 4, 2013 4:06pm UTC

when my little brother was three, mum was taking a picture of him at the beach and she was like “smile!” and he looked her dead in the eyes and scowled and said “Mummy. I have run out of smiles today” and i just lost it

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CookieMonster09*
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September 15, 2013 3:59pm UTC

i hate how you're just born out of nowhere and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job, what if wanted to be a duck or a bird, its not fair

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The Sleeping Wallflower*
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August 31, 2013 11:35pm UTC

I headphones start wearing down the 2 month mark. See? That just proves that I have a weird addiction to music and YouTube.

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Cheshire Kitten*
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August 31, 2013 11:20pm UTC

My boyfriend just leaned over and asked "So, what exactly is Witty." I refused to tell him but he won't drop it. Now he is saying he is going to look it up on his own. I has hoping it was never going to come to this, but it looks as though I am going to have to kill my boyfriend.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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August 11, 2013 7:28am UTC

Friend: So, yeah, in our backyard, my little sister and brother have those butterfly keepers. The butterflies are full grown!
Me: nope nope nope nope nope nope

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writtenrain*
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June 26, 2013 1:43pm UTC

Period: Guess what? I'm over!
*Next Day*
Period: Lol! Tricked you! You should have seen your face! Hahaha omg!

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fool's gold*
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June 18, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Nothing rhymes with orange.
FALSE.
"Nothing" and "orange" do not rhyme.

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 16, 2013 6:56am UTC

If caterpillars can sleep for a long time
and come out prettier why can't i

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