Best Omg Quotes This Week

Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC

a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 4:12pm UTC

At the Brit Awards imagine if...
Taylor was about to sit down,
Then Harry pulls her chair away
She falls and he shouts:
"Now you're lying on the cold hard ground"
omg.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC

It's funny how if you get an A
on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Prank idea:
Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio.
Harass the weatherman.
Nobody at home will know why he's freaking out.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 5:08pm UTC

if a number is not
divisible by 5 or 2
I get very uncomfortable

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 7:31pm UTC

How roll call will go in the future:
Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Shoutout to the kid that whispers
the answer
to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 5:08pm UTC

I wonder if clouds ever look
down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot".

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 9:11pm UTC

'
What if...
Crazy Steve killed Drake and Josh and their family,kidnapped Megan,moved to a different city,forced her to call herself Carly,pretended he was her older brother,and renamed himself Spencer?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Unless you physically see me
opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

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chickittylover
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Quote format edited by chickittylover
OMG GUYS THIS LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED.
~me texting my crush~
crush: heyy whats up
me: nothing much i'm pretty
me: oops i'm pretty tired***
crush: haha, well it isn't a lie though. you are very pretty.
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC

You hear a noise.
It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
Me: Gravity, mom.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:12pm UTC

I have this weird self-esteem
issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else.

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Why do some adults call children
names like sweetie-pie or honey? What if instead of calling my mom 'mom' I called her potato salad or chicken noodle soup ohhh what now?

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 5:08pm UTC

A moment of silence for all the teenagers
whose parents won’t let them eat in their room

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kristabff
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 4:20pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you're doing your homework and suddenly your pencil turns into a computer mouse and you've already reblogged 10 photos from Tumblr and liked your best friends cover photo on Facebook and updated your status on Twitter and before you know it half and hour has gone by and you still need to complete your homework..
I still don't know where my pencil is though.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I never understood why 6 got
so upset when 7 8 9, but then I remembered that 6 and 9 have a special relationship.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with my car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you snap your neck and die
♥

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 6:52pm UTC

In 1000 years, archeologists
will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

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