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Draconequus*
posted a quote
December 29, 2014 5:38pm UTC

WITTY SURVEY:
Cross Off the Things You Have Done
Graduated high school
Kissed Someone
Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out
Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected something really stupid
Gone to a rock concert
Helped someone
Gone fishing
Watched four movies in one night
Gone long periods of time without sleep
Lied to someone
Snorted cocaine
Failed a class
Dealt drugs
Been in a car accident
Been in a tornado
Done hard drugs
Watched someone die
Been at a funeral
Burned yourself
Ran a marathon
Cried yourself to sleep
Spent over $200 in one day
Flown on a plane
Cheated on someone
Been cheated on
Written a 10 page letter
Gone skiing
Been sailing
Cut yourself on accident
Had a best friend
Lost someone you loved
Shoplifted something
Been to jail
Dangerously close to being in jail
Skipped school
Skipped class
Had detention
Got in trouble for something you didn't do
Stolen books from the library
Gone to a different country
Dropped out of school
Been in a mental hospital
Been treated in a mental hospital
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
Had an online diary
Fired a gun
Had a yard sale
Had a lemonade stand
Actually made money at a lemonade stand
Been in a school play
Been fired from a job
Taken a lie detector test
Swam with dolphins
Gone to sea world
Voted for someone on a reality TV show
Written poetry
Read more than 20 books a year
Written a 30 page essay
Gone to Europe
Loved someone you shouldn't have
Befriended someone you shouldn't have
Used a coloring book over age 12 (I wish I could cross this out more than once)
Had surgery
Had stitches
Taken a taxi
Seen the Washington Monument
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
Overdosed
Had a drug or alcohol problem
Relative to someone who had a serious alcohol/drug problem
Been in a fist fight
Suffered any form of abuse
Gone surfing in California
Had a hamster
Pet a wild animal
Used a credit card
Did “spirit day” at school
Dyed your hair
Got a tattoo (SOO CLOSEEE)
Had something pierced
Got straight As
Been on the honor roll
Known someone with HIV or AIDS

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
October 25, 2014 2:37am UTC

If I didn't think about him enough before,
there is an ad for a movie all over the internet
announcing some guy with the same name.
Thanks, internet. I thought you were my friend.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
March 21, 2014 2:32am UTC

I hate the Twitter step-by-step beginner thing.
Maybe I didn't want to follow 5 people, Twitter. But thanks anyway.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 8:20pm UTC

So today this girl at my school found out that she was pregnat and as she was crying her boyfriend was laughing and saying "can we name it Broccoli"
Broccoli
BROccoli
BROCCOLI
"YES HELLO THIS IS MY CHILD BROCCOLI"

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 6:08pm UTC

I had this geography test and I had no clue what I was doing , so for the multipul choice I did a pattern and the short answer I drew little lions and then in the essay part I wrote it using cat puns and my teacher gave me a 50% for creativity.

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 2:40pm UTC

mom: *her baby bump makes a weird noise*
me: aww, she sounds like a baby Smaug
mom: I'm going to give birth to Benedict Cumberbatch?
me:
mom:
me:
mom: lol I hope so
me: what.

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Jillian Marie*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 3:31pm UTC

ok so apparently there’s this restaurant that just opened where i live and they serve kangaroo.
it’s like you walk in casually and you’re just like, “yeah i’ll order the kangaroo please with a side of fries and some salad oh and don’t forget the ketchup.”
what the literal f.ck.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 5:43pm UTC

One time I accidentally tried to call my dad using a remote control

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Overcast-Kid*
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 10:33am UTC

Having feelings is ruining my reputation of being a heartless btch.

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 1:37pm UTC

So I dyed my hair electric red today.
I had my glasses on because I was reading while I was waiting for it to dry.
My brother just walked into the room and is now on the floor dying laughing
because apparently "I look like Grell and this is perfect because my boyfriend looks like Sebastian,"

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dragonfly26
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 4:15pm UTC

Waiter: What can I get you today?
Me: A cute boyfriend with extra personality and a side of chivalry
Waiter: Anything else?
Me: A life

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Cameron*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 8:10pm UTC

"Made with real cheese!"
Okay, what the Hades did they use before?! Like, honestly, I just can't–can't even think or imagine what was before actual cheese.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 5:52pm UTC

Sticks and stones won't break my bones by jumping in front of a bus will.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 11:21am UTC

Grandma: I'm going to go buy myself a motorcycle.
Me: Why?
Grandma: So that I don't have to ask people for rides. I can just be like VROOM VROOM Later dudes!
Me: But you have a ride.... *points to the car we are inside and she is driving*
Grandma: No I need a motorcycle. I need a Harley baby.
Me: Um.... okay then. *looks out window to the cloud she claims is Raffy*

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Overcast-Kid*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 4:06pm UTC

it annoys me that "cheezy" and "cheesy" mean different things

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nova ♥*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Me: I'm getting fat.
Best friend: Don't be silly, you've always been fat.

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RockyWriter
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 4:54am UTC

He Deleted My Number. I Dont Know Why But He Did. And It Has Already Ruined My First Day Of High School And Its Not Even 5 AM Yet...

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DakkyDukky
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 5:55pm UTC

When you know a song so well that you can listen to it
in your head without actually listening to it

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 3:28pm UTC

If you're ever feeling down, or bad about yourself. Try to remember that
Today I was picking up dog crap with a plastic back, and I didn't realize there was a hole in the bag until threw it away and looked at my now dog sh smeared hand.
Thanks.

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*SocialCasualty*
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July 4, 2013 12:28pm UTC

At the end of one song on my playlist, it always says "I'm batman" really slowly, and creepily...

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