Best Ohwell Quotes Ever

Cammie
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March 17, 2013 2:03pm UTC

5 days of school, 2 days of weekend, 10 months for school, 2 months for summer.....
Who the hell divided this shít?

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 7:42pm UTC

Yesterday I was doing my
algebra homework and my sister was sitting next to me doing her english homework and it was like this 5 page packet and she was done within 3 seconds and I was like "What the heck how did you finish so fast??" and then I saw her packet and the instructions were to make EVERY WORD PLURAL THAT MEANS JUST ADDING A FRIGGING S TO EVERY WORD WHY CAN'T I GO BACK TO THOSE DAYS WHYY WHYYYYY

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 6:11pm UTC

My Social Studies teacher followed me on Twitter.
Just let that sink in.

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kristabff
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 10:03pm UTC

When i saw the new
'contest lame pun' thing my face brightened up so much it was like someone turned a lamepun

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:40am UTC

fun fact of the evening:
every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 12:41pm UTC

Am I the only one that still uses
the "bee a utiful" trick to spell the word beautiful??

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Cammie
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 8:29pm UTC

that's the problem with being the strong one.
no one offers you a hand.

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 2:00pm UTC

does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye?

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Gets compliment from Attractive Person : I like your name.
Me : Thanks, I got it for my birthday.
That is why I'm single folks.

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 5:22pm UTC

I remember a couple months
ago when I got 100 followers I was like "OH MY GOD I'M WITTY FAMOUS NOW"
but now at 200 followers I realize my amount of followers makes me look like i joined yesterday omg

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 9, 2014 12:23am UTC

The "Types" of texters
The "Abreviator"- The person always saying lol,omg, nm,brb,u, and the dreaded k which is everybodys favorite
The "Grandma texter"- The person who takes 4 days to reply
The "Ninja texter"- The person who replies right away
The "Too cool for you" texter- The person who always ignores you
The "Send another texter"- The person who if you don't reply right away sends the same message again
The "Lengthy texter"- The person who sends a 4 page long text
The "Exceptional texter"- The person who spells out every word with proper grammer and hardly ever has a mistake
The "Stone texter"- The person who doesn't use emoji's
The "Forward texter"- The person who forwards chain mail texts
The "I'm too busy texter"- The person who claims that they are always busy but is always on a social media website
Then their's me
The "Loner texter"
Who texts myself because I have no one else to text

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 3:38pm UTC

Everyone wants the truth but
nobody wants to be honest.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 12:59am UTC

If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.

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Amenah
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 12:02pm UTC

Being 'witty famous' and
writing good quotes is not always synonymous.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 6:01am UTC

pizza wasn't invented until the late 19th century
so that means everyone in les mis died before
they could try their first pizza and that's why
les mis is such an upsetting story

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 10:43pm UTC

People:What song are you listening to?
Me: Names the song
People: I never heard of it. Who sings it?
Me: Names the artist
People: I never heard of them
This is why I do not get along with society

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Christa133
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 5:13pm UTC

My mom asked me what I was giving up for lent
I smirked and slowly walked away

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 5:46pm UTC

Confession #48
I had to go to court like three months ago
And I was in jail for a week before court
Here's the story:
Storytime with Lyraroo #5?
So in Florida there was this kid I babysat
The parents let me sleep in the guest room so I'm close to the kid's room
One night I was helping him get ready for bed
And he took his shirt off
Me: You're gonna get cold, mate. You should put your shirt back on
Jason: But.... I.. I wanna be just like you... And you sleep with your shirt off....
Oml. I was so flattered.
So I read him a story until he fell asleep
After making sure he was covered up
I got up
And then went to bed
About 2 hours later he comes into the guest room and wakes me up because he had a nightmare
Ofc I let him sleep with me because c'mon,
He's 8 years old. Who can say no to an 8 year old?
He was telling me that he was scared of the monsters getting him
So I wrapped my arms around him and told him I'd protect him
I softly sang him Goodnight Demon Slayer by Voltaire because I thought it fit the mood
And he fell asleep right away.
His parents came home early and found him shirtless and in my arms
They we really upset
Thought I like ràped him
So yea
They called the cops
And off to jail I went.
Atleast now I know I look pretty good in orange. ;-;

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 5:19am UTC

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 7:11pm UTC

Is it too early in the school year for me to recognize that I'll be single for the remainder of it?

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