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  1. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2015 10:28pm UTC
    Imagine sitting next to a fire place,
    §
    just us.
    Your head
    on my heart,
    §
    listening to each other's heart beat.

  2. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2015 4:44pm UTC
    Five acceptances. My top choice gave me an unconditional. I'm going to be okay.

  3. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 2:17pm UTC
    Girls, what if makeup never existed and we just had to show how ugly we are?!I would be screwed.

  4. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2014 12:12pm UTC
    i just realised the reason i never thought zayn malik was hot is bc he looks like my brother lmao
    just thought i'd share :-)

  5. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 12:04pm UTC
    Me: Wait what so tommorrow is Sunday which means that the day afte..
    Me: the day afte...
    Me: the d
    Me: The day afterr tommmo
    Me: The day aa-fterr tomoorroooww ii
    Me: The daay aftteer tommorrooww iss
    Me: I can't do it.

  6. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    OMG.
    Tomorrow is my first day of college. D:

  7. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    It's always a good sign when the sky turns green and the temperature drops 20 degrees in 5 minutes, right?

  8. littleshrimp littleshrimp
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    the way your stomach
    d r o p s
    when you know you really
    s c r e w e d u p

  9. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    The fact that this time next year,
    I'll be out in the real world
    IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  10. love_locks love_locks
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    *(Best friend talking to crush)*
    Me: What were you guys talkng about?
    Friend: you.

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