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  1. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2015 1:28pm UTC
    Mom: All the other girls straighten their hair.
    Mom: I'm going to get you a straightener so you can wear you hair like the other girls.
    Mom: You can look like them.
    Me: No
    Me: If everyone else is straightening their hair, there is no way I am

  2. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2014 6:16pm UTC

  3. UndoubtedlyBrittany UndoubtedlyBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 8:43pm UTC
    I'm not clumsy it's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the wall get's in the way

  4. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 12:43am UTC
    Movies/TV Shows are so unrealistic.
    Like, who can seriously dial a number and be like, "Find everything you can on ________"
    And then your private investigator just so happens to find the exact information on the exact person you're looking for, even though there are probably dozens of other people with the same name.
    Nice try, Television...

  5. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 7:27pm UTC
    Guys I think I actually like someone

  6. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 8:58am UTC
    Teacher: I hear your using unparliamentary words in school?
    Me: F.uck.

  7. LestWeBeForgotten LestWeBeForgotten
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 9:46pm UTC
    The simplest things in life
    are often the hardest to say

  8. WantingTheEnd WantingTheEnd
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 2:22pm UTC
    But darling, I never said you were the one for me.

  9. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 1:02pm UTC
    two years cut free
    MAYBE RECOVERY IS POSSIBLE

  10. dezaraelynn dezaraelynn
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 12:34am UTC
    There's no way out of this big dark place.

  11. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 9:58am UTC
    Are you ready for this?
    ....Mean Girls came out 9 years ago....

  12. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:28am UTC
    What if,
    there was a person out there in the world who is mentally attached to you. So you both feel the same things, wake up at the same time, feel tired at the same time, and feel hungry/thirsty at the same time...
    Yes this is what I think about in my spare time.

  13. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    I have actually just given up on trying to undertsand
    humans its just too confusing and pointless

  14. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 10:58pm UTC
    So today I reached 100 followers. I know compared to a lot of people on here it isn't very impressive but it means a whole lot to me. Thank you guys so much. Really. It means a lot that you even considered following me and that you took time to even check out who I was and look past my crippling awkwardness.
    I love each and every one of you.
    *internet hug*

  15. lovemebitch lovemebitch
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 8:48am UTC
    I'm pretty sure my crush likes me back and quite frankly i don't know how to deal with that

  16. oneofakinddanielle oneofakinddanielle
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 11:51am UTC
    I remember the day you left,
    Tying rocks to your ankles.
    You said,
    "I'm going to find a new world, under the ocean."
    I guess you must be enjoying yourself, I haven't seen you since.

  17. ladytigers20 ladytigers20
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    Sometime I see a model & think, ohh yeah i can look like her if I just simply curled my hair... & exercised more, got plastic surgery, had a better smile , bought better clothes, had different eyes & after a wide list of changes I figured F' that I'll never look like her !
    :)

  18. Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends* Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 12:15am UTC
    I think this is so cute: My dad got nose surgery and my mom is like his little nurse and gets everything for him.... And I just watch and say to my self I'm not fricken doing that for my husband. #worst wife ever!!

  19. HighTaco HighTaco
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    It's so awkward#27
    when someone calls your bestfriend their bestfriend.

  20. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    So apparently The fault in our stars by John Green is becomming a movie! Who's excited?!

:)

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