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michaelangalo
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December 8, 2013 12:36pm UTC
who needs abs when you can have kebabs?

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michaelangalo
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December 8, 2013 12:32pm UTC
FRIEND: how come gays dress so well?
ME: they did't spend that much time in the closet for nothing.

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Butterbear
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June 29, 2013 2:06am UTC
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a pan down the stairs and sees what
noise it makes. Ping Ting Dong

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emmahood31
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April 7, 2013 10:07am UTC
Boy: Is your face from McDonalds because-
Me: Let me guess you're lovin it
Boy: No, because it's greasy aand has a lot of acne
P.S. I'm not trying to offend anybody in anyway and if I do I'm sorry

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Typical_Kaitlyn
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February 7, 2013 7:16am UTC
me: What if I stick up the middle finger at lady gaga?
Friend: She'd probably wear it to a concert
things my friend and I do. ~(^-^)~

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