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VioletCherries
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January 28, 2014 11:39pm UTC

Drugging my mind
day in and day out
with small capsules
meant to fix my mind
like I'm a broken
tea pot with
the spout missing-
leaving it chipped
and ugly
and worthless-
forgotten at the
bottom of an
old wooden crate

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 5:43pm UTC

How to catch a white girl -in the fall!- :
1. Buy pumpkin spice lattes.
2. Leave a trail of Uggs at the beginning so she won't walk barefoot.
3. Don't forget Bath And Body Works scented candle, Leaves! (this is a good path lighter)
4. Leave out a nice gift of the new iPhone 5c/s (either or both) on a pretty DIY table.
5. When she has arrived to you...
6. Good luck, buddy.
this was not meant to offend i'm sorry don't hate me

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 1:51am UTC

I LOVE HOW CANADA
IS SO ALL BRITIAN LIKE, THEY SPELL COLOR WITH THE U AND EVERYTHING AND I'm SITTING HERE LIKE "YO CANADA YOU'RE BASICALLY THE 51ST STATE OF AMERICA ACT LIKE IT."

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Gryffindor123
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May 22, 2013 4:46pm UTC

Weird Phobias #1
Anatidaephobia: The fear of a DUCK watching you.

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captainsassy
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May 19, 2013 7:13am UTC

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

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sarahmarlowXxx
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March 29, 2013 8:20pm UTC

If you love your fiance so much
Why don't you just marry them

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emmahood31
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February 22, 2013 4:01pm UTC

So in the eighties did the people who live in hardcore New Jersey look like everyone else does now?

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