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  1. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 4:32pm UTC

    You'll never
    guess what
    I found
    in my
    sock last
    night.
    Go ahead-
    Guess!
    #SpongebobHipsterpants

  2. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2014 8:38pm UTC
    I didn't want your help.
    Stop acting so proud, like you dramatically changed everything.

  3. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Crush: *kisses girl*
    People around me: aww how cute
    Me: yeah *grabs knife*
    Me: how adorable *stabs myself in the face*

  4. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 11:26am UTC
    "i dont want to be here"

  5. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    My boyfriend: I hope you like
    the gift I'm going to give you for
    our 6 months.
    Me: I'd like anything you give me.
    Me: Except herpes. I would not
    like herpes.

  6. hello_universe hello_universe
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    My cousin asked me to go to the movies this weekend
    And i just said no, if it's going to just be him and his girlfriend.
    Why would i want to go if i'm gonna be the third wheel?
    Don't get me wrong, it was nice of him to invite me.
    But i just don't want to go i'm just going to be alone.
    I'm just going to be there while they act all couple-lyy and shizz.
    Uhmm, no thanks.

  7. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 12:15pm UTC
    Kid: I run 5 miles a day to stay fit
    Me: ha
    Me: *ten minutes later* haha
    Me: *an hour later* hahaha
    Me: *at home* hahahahaha
    Me: *seven years later* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  8. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    i'll never be popular but i prefer my life that way, thank you very much

  9. CommonTeen CommonTeen
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    I can't hang out tomorrow...
    I'm too busy doing nothing
    alone.
    Sorry.

  10. Sandie Sandie
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 10:51am UTC
    I broke up with my gym we just weren't working out

  11. skull1111 skull1111
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 9:57am UTC
    Me:Why does nobody like me???
    Best Friend:Because you're stupid ugly fat and weird... I love you!!
    My best friend is a guy, this was a true story, and we have'nt talked since.

  12. xoxoangie12 xoxoangie12
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    i would rather
    have no
    friends
    than fake
    friends

  13. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 12:39am UTC
    Reasons why I don't want to get married:
    - please, that much money for a one day ceremony? yeah right
    - I am not working on losing 100lbs just to squeeze into a dress which I'd probably stain 2 seconds before walking down the isle.
    - I don't want to be around when my partner realizes what he got himself into, cries and has a panic attack before he files for a divorce

  14. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    Go be social they said.
    I t ' l l b e f u n t h e y s a i d.

  15. Yonna13 Yonna13
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 12:27pm UTC
    I'm Embarrassed to be a part of this
    Generation. Kids getting Pregant at 13
    and 16 to to get attention some people
    need to grow the f.uck up.

  16. musicismylife131313 musicismylife131313
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    30 Day Challenge
    day 23-biggest confession.
    Yeah no... Pass

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