So, I tried to get out
of my pig's pen by climbing
over the wire fence behind
his house by using the house
as a stepping stool (the pen door was
tied shut from the other side),
and as soon as I got one foot on
the ground I had like a spaz attack
or some s.hit and everything went to hell.
I started losing my balance, which
made me twist my knee, which made me
fall on my face, which made me get
caught in the fence because my other leg
was stuck on the other side of the fence,
resulting in scraped legs and cuts all over the place.
So... that was my day.
Not a quote. Do I care? Eh, not really.
I'd rather see people post s.hit like
this instead of all the f.ucking complaining.