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  1. Red dragon* Red dragon*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    I'm not shy I just don't know what to say to you

  2. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    "why are you awake at three in the morning"
    asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

  3. Ariluvsyuh Ariluvsyuh
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 4:51am UTC
    Havnt been on witty for ages:o

  4. LastButNotLeast* LastButNotLeast*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    IM A HAZARD MYSELF!!DON'T LET ME GET MEE,IM MINE OWN WORST ENEMY.ITS BAD WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW YOURSELF!SOO IRRITATING...DON'T WANNA MY FRIEND NO MORE..WANNA BE SOMEBODY ELSE

  5. Cariba Cariba
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    DID ANYONE KNOW XKEEPMYSECRETLIKE OR COMMENT IF YOU DID

  6. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    Omfg No...
    JACK'S DELETED HIS WITTY
    HOW COULD HE?
    OMFG MY LIFE IS OVER.
    OMG)': IM CRYING.
    HEARTBROKEN.♥

  7. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    nope nope nopeity nope
    just
    no

  8. *Hooligan* *Hooligan*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 10:47am UTC
    Guyss, it's the last day until I'm back in school..(aka hell)

  9. RexTheDinosaur RexTheDinosaur
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 10:00am UTC
    I Swear, EVERYTHING Is Funnier When Your Not aloud To Laugh

  10. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    Mum: Are you dating that boy? You hugged him.
    Mum: Are you dating that boy? You were talking to him.
    Mum: Are you dating that boy? He looked at you.
    Mum: Are you dating that boy? He walked past.

  11. LifeStory LifeStory
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    I was looking at my mum's texts to her friend and they were just like:
    Mum's friend: Hey babe lyk hw r u doin. u hvin gd time?
    Mum: lyk babes im lyk hvin hell day. u totes nt seein wats goin on here.
    Mum's friend: lyk omg u did nt see Derekey babey he is lyk totes omg
    Mum: lyk omg i saw him he's lyk omg
    You just don't understand the embarrassment i'm feeling.

  12. SwagForLoveBaby SwagForLoveBaby
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    7.30 pm
    Me: *hmm the guy i like hasnt texted me for a while...*
    Me: *might as well text him..*
    Me: "hey!"
    Me: *waits*
    Me: *waits*
    Me: *waits*
    Me: *waits*
    Me: *waits*
    Me: *whatever.*
    Right before I go to bed
    Him: "whats up"
    ._.

  13. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    Last comment on my profile from him
    Jakeisapenguin1 week ago
    BABY :D Get Yahoos Bum bum online ! I miss you :C
    Our last convo before he was gone:
    We had an i love you more fight.
    And then I went off because I was
    on a bus on the phone and I
    felt really sick.
    I didnt know that was the last time we'd ever chat.

  14. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    What has become of us humans?

  15. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 5:45am UTC
    How can I survive
    Without you.

  16. MyFinalFantasies MyFinalFantasies
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    My childhood got ruined. Woo...-.- I can never look at some movies and shows the same...

  17. detentionseries detentionseries
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 6:07am UTC
    I'm baked
    N

  18. rosesummerfun9 rosesummerfun9
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    -------------------Dancers-------------
    chapter 5-Diaster
    I stood in shock.
    "What"I whispered
    "Sorry honey"she answered.
    I broke into tears again i grabbed my things and stormed outside.
    "WAIT" i heard Dustin call
    I went home and locked myself inside.
    "WHY? WHY ME"i screamed.
    I grabbed a knife and cried.
    "one for love"I said cutting
    'one for me"
    "one for mom"
    "one for my life"
    'one for my death"
    right before i cut ontop of my vein Dustin came in.
    "don't do it"he said
    he stole the knife from me and put it on the table.
    "come on"he said tugging me into his car.
    "where are we going?"i asked
    "to the hospital"he answered.
    --------------------
    I walked in the hospital room.
    "who's there"I heard a woman call
    I looked around the corner to my mom scared and bruised.
    "mom"i whispered
    'come here"she whispered
    "i hugged her and she rubbed my arm.
    "honey did you hurt yourself"she asked.
    "am sorry"i answered
    -----------------------------------
    I woke up the next morning in my bed Dustin was shaking me
    "wake up its sunday"he said pushing me off the bed.
    After i got up i went walking.
    halfway through the neighborhood i saw a puppy.
    It looked like a pitbull terrier.
    I saw a man come out with a stick yelling at the puppy.
    I relized what he was gonna do.
    i jogged over and scooped up the puppy and brought it home.
    ---------------
    "You stole a puppy."Dustin said staring
    "whatever"I said putting it into and old dog crate.
    ----------------------------
    we decided to watch a movie and it was almost over..
    We stared at each other as the credits came on.
    finally he leaned in and kissed me.
    BOOM
    "what was that"i asked
    "am not sure"he answered
    i went downstairs.
    nothing.
    someone grabbed me and pulled me outside so fast i chouldent breath
    Whoever it was threw me in a bag.
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    ooooo dramaaaa lol anyway comment and fave if you liked bye

  19. ninakathleen28 ninakathleen28
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    I get so high when you're with me

  20. katbaby katbaby
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 9:30am UTC
    someone said you liked me. please dont like me , I couldnt handle that. we are bestfriends and you have a girlfriend

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