Best Nofriends Quotes Ever

demons*
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 7:06pm UTC

Person: *Doesn't reply*
Me: They hate me.
Me: I hate me.
Me: Everyone hates me.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 5:55pm UTC

Does anyone know
where you can buy friends?
Like are they sold at Walmart?

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sammy*
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 1:02pm UTC

*looks in mirror*
Oh, that's why people don't like me

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gab*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 8:46pm UTC

how can you be
more confident when it is already clear that
no one even likes you?

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gab*
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 8:19pm UTC

i hate most social networking sites because all they do are remind me of the social life I don’t have the pretty face I don’t have and the real friends I don’t have and tbh going on instagram for 2 minutes can ruin my whole day

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flyingbacon7
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October 21, 2013 5:35pm UTC

I do not have best buds
I just have my ear buds

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 6:36pm UTC

My sister: Nutella is my only friend.

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chickittylover
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 8:26pm UTC

I wish #8
I had the desire to go outside and hang out with friends instead of playing on the internet all day.

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taytay8056
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July 12, 2013 10:10pm UTC

Person: Want to hang out tonight?
Me: *Looks lovingly towards my stack of Harry Potter DVDs.*
Me: I can't I'm busy.

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roseth0rn
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February 2, 2013 6:25pm UTC

"You have alot of friends, right?"
"Actually, no."

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Buzz_LightYear
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 1:41pm UTC

Me: This year I'm going to try to be outgoing an make new friends!
Me on the first day: You're all tacky and I hate you.

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gab*
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May 23, 2013 5:52pm UTC

fun fact:
It rains in the African Sahara about as often as I get texted first!

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jariley*
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 9:45pm UTC

Witty Profiles
Who needs a social life when you have the "anti-social" wittians.

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gab*
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 2:36pm UTC

sometimes i hold back my sneezes for the fear of nobody saying "bless you",

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Wisconsin
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 1:10am UTC

All I ever wanted was a friend.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 9:45am UTC

I wonder if
S t e v e i n t e n d e d f o r w i t t y t o b e f u l l o f
socially awkward teenage girls with
no social life whatsoever?
P R O B A B L Y N O T .

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Guys please,
I can't handle all 0 texts at once!

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breezy_mac
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June 11, 2013 3:11am UTC

I didn't choose the anti social life
the anti-social life chose me.

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gab*
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 9:28pm UTC

me: i'm ugly
friends: no you're not!
me: I AM UGLY and that’s a fact. guys don’t add me on facebook and like my pictures, they don’t ask for my number, i get 5 text a day, one from my dad, two from my mom, one from the phone company and another one from some girl in my class asking me if there’s something for tomorrow. guys don’t text me saying ‘goodmorning beautiful’ or just even saying ‘hi whats up?’ if i have any guy friends they’re one maybe two. you guys DO get texts, boys flirt with you, you’re always complaining about boys, when nobody ever calls me pretty. you guys get a compliment at least twice a day, boys play with your hair, kiss your cheek, hold you from behind, and i’m just there watching, and if any boy wants to talk to me it’s because they want me to give them something, or to call me bad names. i don’t have 120 likes on my profile picture, i’m scared of doing a party because i know i would’t have any guy friends to invite. is it because i don’t let anyone know me? NO, it’s because i don’t look good. why all the pretty girls out there are full of ‘guy friends’? don’t tell me because they’re the best people ever because it ain’t true. my teeth are not perfect, i don’t like my smile, my personality sucks, i’m insecure af, my eyes have nothing special, i don’t even have the perfect body, so don’t tell me i’m not ugly because i am.
i know many of you have seen this before quite a few times, but i really wanted to post this as a quote because it really hits home for me.

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gab*
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 7:29pm UTC

OR JUST IGNORE ME,
that's cool too.

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