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Chelsea_Loves_You
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November 9, 2013 10:48pm UTC

Me: Hi, I'd like to place an order.
Pizza place: Okay, what can I get for you?
Me: um hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni, right?
Empty House: ..............
Me: yeah, we'll get a large pepperoni

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chickittylover
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October 17, 2013 4:19pm UTC

Format chickittylover
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no boyfriend

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hiimawkward247*
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September 21, 2013 2:53pm UTC

Why should I care about what I wear for someone who's not even there.

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emilyburragexox
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August 26, 2013 9:07pm UTC

"You're so pretty!"
Oh, that must be why I don't have a boyfriend.

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Allison_Jade_1997
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June 26, 2013 11:05pm UTC

Sometimes i get afraid i'm pregnant cause i get weird food cravings and i have to pee a lot but then i realize i'm a virgin with no boyfriend.

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Aurora876
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June 22, 2013 8:17pm UTC

No boyfriend around?
It's all good,
I gots me some music to keep me company

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GabyMm
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 10:42pm UTC

me:*about to fall asleep*
me: okay tomorrow i'll actually get ready for school and try to look good
me:*wakes up in the morning to get ready for school*
me:ehh another day
me:*goes back to sleep*

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steffykins
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June 4, 2013 4:20pm UTC

at least gravity's attracted to me.

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Just1Kiss
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 7:55pm UTC

People always come up to me and say "why haven't you ever had a boyfriend?", or " I know this guy who would be perfect for you," or something along those lines.
I always tell them that I never really felt the need of having one. I mean sure I've liked some guys, but I'm only a freshman in high school right now. I don't wanna grow up just yet. I want to live my life before I get involved with something that is meant to be serious.

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imjustthatcool
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January 28, 2013 3:13pm UTC

I'm going to go snuggle with my boyfriend now.
OH WAIT.

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