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  1. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?”
    The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
    “When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”
    - Rebecca - age 8
    “When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.”
    - Billy - age 4
    “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.”
    - Karl - age 5
    “Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”
    - Chrissy - age 6
    “Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
    - Terri - age 4
    “Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”
    - Danny - age 7
    “Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
    My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss”
    - Emily - age 8
    “Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.”
    - Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
    “If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.”
    - Nikka - age 6
    (we need a few million more Nikkas on this planet)
    “Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”
    - Noelle - age 7
    “Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.”
    - Tommy - age 6
    “During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
    He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.”
    - Cindy - age 8
    “My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.”
    - Clare - age 6
    “Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.”
    - Elaine - age 5
    “Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.”
    - Chris - age 7
    “Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.”
    - Mary Ann - age 4
    “I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”
    - Lauren - age 4
    “When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” (what an image)
    - Karen - age 7
    “Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.”
    - Mark - age 6
    “You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”
    - Jessica - age 8

  2. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    The lady at Target couldn't scan my item
    and just looked at me and said "just take it. i hate this f//cking place"

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    one time
    i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  5. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    "I had my period before I was 14 and I was at my guy-friend's house,
    i forgot to bring pads and his parents were there.We were eating strawberries on his white couch, and I didn't realise i had bled through my shorts onto his white couch while i was wearing WHITE SHORTS. His parents left the room and I got up and saw blood everywhere and started crying and he grabbed the strawberries and mashed them on the couch and on me and himself quickly and when his parents came back, he said,
    "we had a fruit war."

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

  7. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    Sõ Î hëärd ŷòü lïkæ ßóÿs ŵìth åccënts

  8. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    she's broken
    .
    Format by Breeze

  9. Connork11 Connork11
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    "So what are you learning in math?"
    That is an excellent question
    NMQ

  10. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    i literally never had a stage where i thought boys were icky and gross
    i've literally been chasin the d since fresh out the womb

  11. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    #nerdproblem:
    I'm gonna treat you like my homework.
    I'm gonna slam you on my desk and do you all night long.

  12. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    Do you ever sit with your " friends" and you feel like the least one they care about so you don't talk at all because you know your words don't mean anything to them? Or is that just me?

  13. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    Society taught me
    No matter what size i am,
    I will never be goo enough.
    I'll always be too skinny, too fat, too short, too tall, too this, too that
    NMQ

  14. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 3:41am UTC
    99.9% of my sentences
    start with:
    - o h m y g o d
    - y e a h
    - n o
    -b a s i c a l l y
    -w a i t
    -s o y e a h
    - l i k e
    -y o u k n o w
    -o h
    - u m
    -w h a t
    - w e l l
    -u m

  15. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    During school: "What day is it?" "Monday February 10th, 2013 11:58 Eastern Standard time".
    Summer: "What day is it?" "Probably July".

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    I hate when i see two people
    who clearly belong together but are to scared to give it a shot.

  17. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    A few weeks ago
    a girl with a very heavy backpack fell randomly on the floor,
    with all her stuff spilling everywhere,
    and an embarrassed look on her face.
    one of the most popular girls came up to her and helped
    her up and picked up all her stuff ignoring
    the laughing from the other popular kids. She gives me hope.

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    Niall Horan? How do I even begin to explain Niall Horan?
    Liam: : When he met Justin Bieber, I had to escort him out so he could scream.
    Harry: He started crying when he saw the fake picture of him smoking
    Louis: He sat on the floor for hours trying to put M&M's in alphabetical order
    Girls of the world: He's the most beautiful person I've ever seen
    Zayn: One time I ate the last chip so he tried eating my hand...
    Zayn:
    Zayn:
    Zayn:
    Zayn: It was awesome

  19. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 6:33am UTC
    Justin Timberlake should put out a cereal
    Justin Timberflakes
    Justin Timberlake opens up a bakery
    Justin Timberbake
    Hey Look! It's Justin Timberlake; he's at the Barbeque! He's making
    Justin Timbersteaks
    Justin TImberlake lipsyncs
    Justin Timberfake
    On Justin Timberlakes birthday, he gets a
    Justin Timbercake
    Justin Timberlake should open a lawncare service
    Justin Timberrake
    Justin TImberlake causes a natural disaster
    Justin Timberquake
    Justin Timberlake feels bad, he gets a
    Justin Timberache
    Justin Timberlake wants a milkshake
    Justin Timbershake

  20. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Today i typed in the wo rd "ninja "
    into my computer's dictionary .It said "ninja can not be found" . Well played ninjas , well played.

:)

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