Best Nmf Quotes Ever

sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 7:36pm UTC

The lady at Target couldn't scan my item
and just looked at me and said "just take it. i hate this f//cking place"

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 3:12pm UTC

me: ew the ice cream is melting
my friend: quick! put it close to your heart to keep it cold

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 1:08pm UTC

*when i was at mcdonalds in the mall food court*
*girl takes spoon from counter*
employee: hey! you have to buy something to take the spoon!
girl: *takes one lick from the spoon and slowly backs away*
me: wtf just happened.

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 5:08pm UTC

;
A semi-colon represents where a sentence could have ended, but it didn't.
It didn't end because you, the writer, chose for it to keep going.
Just like with life.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 6:35am UTC

Do you really want to erase your all memories ?
|X|
NO
YES

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 3:44pm UTC

That one quote that we see over and over again....
but we favorite it anyways.

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 9:54pm UTC

I'll just hug my pillow and pretend it has feelings for me...

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 9:56pm UTC

ROSES ARE RED
MY BINOCULARS ARE
BLUE
YOUR CURTAINS ARE
OPEN
I'M WATCHING YOU
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 6:05pm UTC

There gonna make a movie about Witty called,
The Anti-Social Network

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seafoam*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 11:31am UTC

I AM NOT WHAT
HAS HAPPENED TO ME.
I AM WHAT I
CHOOSE TO BECOME.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 5:25am UTC

It's weird that strangers,
that I meet online, like me more than the people I go to school with everyday.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 3:26pm UTC

The funny thing is ,
nobody ever really knows
how much anybody else
is hurting .
We could be standing next
TO SOMEBODY WHO IS COMPLETELY
BROKEN.
and we wouldnt even know lt.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:37pm UTC

Admit it we all tried keeping a
diary But failed.

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Suite Life of Zack and Cody..
The only show with a smart blonde and a dumb
asian.

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 2:45pm UTC

When your teacher gives you a test and all the questions have why and explain in the end.
"This is just not acceptable..."

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Onism*
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 3:31pm UTC

!"
""
"You with the sad eyes
Don't be discouraged
Oh I realize
It's hard to take courage
In a world full of people
You can lose sight of it all
And the darkness inside you
Can make you feel so small"
-All Time Low
format icySpicy_TwirlGurl

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Cammie
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 6:52pm UTC

Happy B-Day, Oprah!
It must be a good day for Josh.

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Cammie
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 3:27pm UTC

The internet is really good at finding attractive people who live far away

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 5:43pm UTC

When someone says “So tell me about yourself”
you're like: What do I say...
Oh God! Who am I?

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 6:28pm UTC

If someone points at
you ,laughs and then calls you a loser infront of everyone .
Heres what you say ;
" i'm sorry but you've mi st a ken me for your m i rr o r ." ♥

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