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OhStephh_*
posted a quote
May 11, 2015 3:23pm UTC

Personality Quiz
Girlish
[x] I like at least one shade of pink
[] I don't like being messy
[] My belongings are organized
[] I don't like rock music
[] I like wearing accessories
[x] Bright colors amaze me
[] I hate black
[] I go to the salon once a week
[] I comb my hair almost all the time
[x] I bring my phone with me everywhere
Boyish
[] I like wearing baggy pants
[] I play video games
[] I like Akon
[x] I like wearing jackets with hoods
[x] I'm too lazy to do chores
[x] I don't like shopping unless it's for me
[] I would go bungee jumping
[] I like being sweaty
[] I'm a big fan of marvel heroes
[] I always wear perfume/cologne
Nerdy
[] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket
[] I enjoy studying
[] I wear glasses
[] I'm a straight-A student
[] I've never skipped any class in my whole life.
[] I like my shirt tucked in
[] One of my favorite subject is science
[x] I like reading mystery books
[] My assignments are passed up on time
Emo
[] I am crazy about the color black
[x] I sit at the corner
[] One side of my hair is covering one of my eyes.
[] I like heavy metal rock music
[x] I have a lot of problems in my life
[x] I don't talk much(when you dont know me)
[x] I don't have that many friends
[] I barely have fun
[] I barely go out with my folks or friends
Childish
[]I love to stare at the ceiling for ten minutes
[x] I sleep with a stuff toy/pillow.ALL THE TIME
[] I watch cartoons
[] I love to invent words only i understand
[] I sleep with a night light
[] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit.
[x] I'm scared of roller coasters
[x] I like being with my family relatives (Cousins, Family Night Out Etc.)
[] I take bubble baths

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OhStephh_*
posted a quote
May 5, 2015 3:12pm UTC

Things You Should Know About Me!
My Girly Side:
() I always have a purse
() I take lip gloss with me EVERYWHERE
(x) I take more than 30 minutes to get ready
(x) I have more than 1 perfume bottles
(depends what the bug is ) I scream when I see a bug
My Nerdy Side:
() I read a lot
() I always have a pen with me
() I like studying
() I count the days 'til school starts
(if i know what we're doing) I like helping people with subjects
My Lazy Side:
(x) When I get ice cream, I don't get a bowl or cup
(x) I enjoy wearing sweats
(x) If I could go to school in pyjamas, I would
( ) I don't brush my hair often
(x) I don't like chores
My Weird side:
(x) I say random words
() I watch cartoons
(x) I have more then one stuffed animals
() I like weird foods
() I get excited around sweet foods
My Annoying Side:
(x ) I'm stuborn
() I can poke you all day until you answer me
(x) I will yell if you don't let me watch something
() I always joke around
() I try changing the subject a lot
My Emo Side:
(x) I like wearing black
() I like heavy medal
() I never smile
( ) I have a weird hair cut
() I like Anime
Copy and paste this quiz and answer it your self!

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AllRomantics
posted a quote
November 21, 2014 11:12am UTC

Are you made out of copper and tellurium?
'Cause you are

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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
February 6, 2014 12:56am UTC

Book Nerd: But that didn't even happen in the movie! In the book it's supposed to be a really sweet and emotional scene... :(
Person Who Watched Movie: Lol watever they replaced it with a fight sequence instead
Person Who Watched Movie: Explosions are cool
Person Who Watched Movie: Also you pronounced their name wrong, they don't say it like that in the film

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AwkwardCreature*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 12:03am UTC

I like funny guys and those,
for some reason,
tend to be nerdy guys.

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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 11:20am UTC

Library Pick-Up Line:
"I don't have a library card on me right now,
But can I check you out?"

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Brown_Eyed_Wonder*
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 7:03pm UTC

I'm officially obsessed with The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod.

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Jillian Marie*
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 2:57pm UTC

How to propose like a boss:
Get a book, a favorite of yours and his/hers (Harry Potter always works).
Hollow out a part of the pages by cutting out a center section.
Put the ring in the hollowed out part of the book.
Give it to your significant other.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 11:55pm UTC

I don't understand why someone who wears glasses is classified as a nerd.
Like really, they're just blind. Nothing more. F/ck off.

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 2:24pm UTC

Nerdy boys are cute

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Vinita*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 3:14pm UTC

That moment when people mispernounce 'deoxyribonucleic acid' -_-

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deathangle
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August 22, 2013 10:53pm UTC

Life gets better when you embrace your geekiness!:)

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emilygm*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 3:04pm UTC

How to attract a Wittian:
http://c1.likes-media.com/img/a13e6e66d323f2d873fc734b338a11fe.600x

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p0kemon
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 10:11am UTC

whats the html code to a pretty face?
well, you could do css to your face, as do your make-up, and fix your hair.

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ninasallyclub
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July 28, 2013 7:53am UTC

I was about to go and like paint my nails and shiz
until
my Wifi came back :DDDDD

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 2:17pm UTC

nerdy facts 7
Pixar credits its success as an animation studio by ignoring 'story guidelines' Disney considered essential, such as musical numbers and a plot that centralizes around a love story (save Wall-E)

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 6:48pm UTC

nerdy facts 6
after the premiere of Matt Smith's incarnation of the central caracter in 'Doctor Who', bow tie sales went up by 94%

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 6:43pm UTC

nerdy facts 5
The DC villain Bane once saved a group of civilians, but told them to tell the police that Batman saved them instead

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TheGirlWhoLived*
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 5:21pm UTC

Personality Quiz
Girlish
[x] I like at least one shade of pink
[] I don't like being messy
[] My belongings are organized
[] I don't like rock music
[] I hate black
[] I go to the salon once a week
[] I comb my hair almost all the time
[x] I bring my phone with me everywhere
Boyish
[] I like Akon
[x] I like wearing jackets with hoods
[x] I'm too lazy to do chores
[x] I don't like shopping unless it's for me
[] I would go bungee jumping
[] I like being sweaty(if it’s after a workout)
[x] I'm a big fan of marvel heroes
[] I always wear perfume/cologne
Nerdy
[] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket (for my writing)
[] I enjoy studying
[x] I wear glasses
[] I'm a straight-A student
[] I've never skipped any class in my whole life.
[] I like my shirt tucked in
[] One of my favorite subject is science
[x] I like reading mystery books
Emo
[x] I am crazy about the color black
[x] I like heavy metal/rock music
[x] I have a lot of problems in my life
[] I don't talk much
[x] I don't have that many friends
[x] I barely have fun
[x] I barely go out with my Parents or friends
Childish
[] I love to stare at the ceiling for ten minutes
[] I sleep with a stuff toy/pillow.
[] I sleep with a night light
[] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit.
[] I'm scared of roller coasters
[x] I like being with my family relatives

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astalker
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 7:15pm UTC

i got punched by a chick at warped tour 2013 while sleeping with sirens was playing.
the bada** part is it didnt hurt and i didnt go unconcious.
the nerdy part is i got to the first aid tent with my nose bleeding and cut and blood all over me and realized i lost my glasses and my water bottle.
*facepalm* "OW!"

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