Naughty Quotes

Cess_me
posted a quote
January 10, 2016 4:40pm UTC

.....good is good
but
bad is better??

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capsized*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 4:05pm UTC

BUT NOBODY ELSE IS GONNA
put it right for me
no body but me is gonna
change my story
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE A
little bit naughty

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capsized*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 1:14pm UTC

'cause if you're little
you can do a lot,
you musn't let a little thing
like 'little' stop you
If you sit around & let them get on top
you won't change a thing!

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MarsMellow
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 5:11pm UTC

Be Naughty,
save santa
a trip!!

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Kip
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 9:51am UTC

Love at first sight is just a h.orny moment

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Gpc11
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December 13, 2013 10:30pm UTC

What is the difference between Santa and a J3w? Santa goes DOWN chimneys.I'm goin to hell. -_-

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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December 5, 2013 1:10am UTC

Some Guy: Are you naughty or nice? ;)
Me: I'm an awkward potato, there's no option. You're alive or you're dead.... YOLO man.
Guy: So I hopefully take that as a naughty?
Me: Shut up you I'm a demon don't touch me. *hisses*

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Vailkri
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November 30, 2013 12:40am UTC

I am an ungrateful pr*ck

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Kip
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 10:04am UTC

Whenever I think of you,my eyes moisten a little and I cant help smushing (smile-blushing)
Thats how much I like you

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That_Naughty_Wittian
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 12:17pm UTC

"Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so f.ucking wet , give it to me now!!"
She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.

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theinfinitejar
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July 16, 2013 10:18am UTC

Conscience School Application Form
Hello and welcome to Conscience School! Conscience School is a place that transforms naughty children into polite, well-behaved little angels! And best of all, it's completely FREE!
Warning: Sending your child to Conscience School may result in temporary insanity. After attending Conscience School, your child may feel compelled to constantly badger you to correct your behavior. If these side effects do occur, consult your local psychiatrist. Hopefully these symptoms will disappear after a few years of counseling.
Just contact us and send in an application form, like the one you are reading right now. We'll automatically accept your child!
At Conscience School, children will be placed in an environment as close to their daily lives as possible. Each child will have a Conscience School Mentor assigned to them. Their Mentor will follow the child around. Whenever the child is being naughty (e.g. slapping others' faces with a paper tube), the Mentor will immediately take action to correct the habit. Once the child is completely de-naughtified, the Mentor will send the child home.
If you wish to send your child to Conscience School, please fill out the form below. Your child may fill out the form.
Name: The Infinite Jar
ftfirst middle last
Gender: M/F Unknown. Subject is a vegetable.
How did you hear about Conscience School?
Subject is friends with the founder of Conscience School.
What do you want to achieve at Conscience School?
Subject wishes to achieve four things.
Subject wishes to
1. Permanently expel subject's own buttheadedness.
2. Learn proper etiquette and "table manners."
3. Stop saying "subject" all the time.
4. Learn how to use pronouns.
Describe your life.
Subject goes to a public school. Subject's grade has 380 people and is filled with many assorted buttheads. Subject constantly wants to smash buttheads' faces against the wall. Alas, subject is unable to do that, as that would result in prolonged suspension or permanent ejection from subject's school. Subject tends to suffer from a lack of sleep, and will sometimes doze off in class. Subject will wake up and become highly disoriented. Subject's home life is rather boring. Every morning, subject refuses to get our of bed. Subject almost always almost misses the morning bus to school. When subject gets home, subject engages in various sedentary activies. Then subject goes to sleep and then wakes up the next morning and then the cycle repeats again.
Thank you for joining Conscience School! School will begin immediately. WAIT WHAT SUBJECT WAS NOT INFORMED OF THIS SUBJECT DOES NOT WANT TO GO WHYYYYYYY

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MeaganWynd
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 9:17pm UTC

My, my, you have been an naughty boy... c;

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tommygirl3
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 5:40am UTC

Cross out the things you've done
Graduated high school.
Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself on accident.
...on purpose
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Skipped school
Had detention.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. (not all of them though)
Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.
Had a yard sale.
Had a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you can't have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem. (alcoholic)
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Gone surfing in California.
Had a hamster.
Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS
Drank alcohol
cried when someone died
felt someone up/ got felt up
been cheated on by a bf/gf
kissed somebody
went farther then kissing somebody
been in love
been heartbroken
missed your ex bf/gf

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sophxoxo
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 6:16pm UTC

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
a boy fell i n the mud.
Wanna hear a c lean joke?
he got a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a naughty joke?
bubbles was his neighbor.
lmao not mine, i heard it in school today

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